Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using Lady GaGa lyrics. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML
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hkkilla 6
Which song?
ScaryyMary 14
When OP wouldn't let "Alejandro" "Poke-her-Face", he decided it wasn't worth the "Bad Romance" and dumped her over the "Telephone" saying he didn't want to play these "Love Games" anymore. "Alejandro" proceeded to dump OP for a girl who was more "Beautiful, Dirty, Rich" who said "I Like it Rough". Now, OP will cry, heartbroken in her room as "Alejandro" and his new girl "Just Dance" the night away at a club.
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tyler9467 0
You guys were caught in a bad romance. And maybe he said mediocre face instead of poker face.
Tishawna_fml 0
stop calling stop calling I don't wanna talk anymore! lol telephone
Samuraixman 3
well I guess you couldnt read through his poker face
Anne94_fml 0
i know what you need to hear from me is some comforting words of wisdom...but... i gotta say, you should give your boyfriend bonus points for creativity.
tbonea1990 0
that's gay
JokeMeister 0
YDI for being with a guy so "into" Lady GaGa , he could organize a sentiment from her lyrics. You might want to see if his 'man' card is valid.
rawrimaunicorn 0
I know that we are young and I know that you may love me but I just can't be with you like this anymore...Alejandro.
OmgO_o 0
first of all WHY is he listening to lady gaga being "a real man" O_o
xXBrokenByLoveXx 3
damn i'd shoot myself if I found out I dated anyone who listned to "lady" gaga
Flyers215 0
www.sftlolz.com agreed. her music sucks ass and she's ugly www.sftlolz.com
sade_124 0
ahahahaha epic