Today, my brother got one of those water-vapour cigarettes. I was playing around with it, and my neighbour saw me through the window. She came over to yell at my parents about my "addiction" to marijuana. When my parents told her to get lost, she called the cops and tried to get me arrested. FML
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hey guys, i cant log into my account i made this post on so i made a new one! The cop told her she was being outrageous and told her to only call for emergencies. Since I live in Canada, if it really was weed, the police probably wouldnt do anything about it anyways. My neighbour is even more pissed off now, and since i live in a townhouse unit she has really been watching me closely. FYI, yes I am only 14 but its only an e cigarette.
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supertoasty 7
Ahhh, I see you have NNS, or Nosy Neighbor Syndrome.
imtooshy 18
Your neighbour needs to get a bloody life and you need curtains.
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supertoasty 7
Ahhh, I see you have NNS, or Nosy Neighbor Syndrome.
SuperSofie 23
Indeed, a very common and extremely annoying syndrome! But hey OP, at least your parents believed in you and told your neighbour off!
Dawnstempest 17
Unfortunately there are only two known cures at this time; death and moving.
buckerado 19
Correction #37, there are a few more options:Blinds/curtains, tall bushes-depends on deed restrictions, or the easiest----a neighbor's "accidental" fall onto a sharp object.
Tiano_fml 3
#57 don't forget fire! It'd be a shame if their house burnt down and they had to move...
SuperDanielNL 23
I feel ya OP, my neighbour is an asshat too.
Krystal3408 32
Damn that's one very common syndrome
iipinkette 16
Your neighbor seems like a bottle of sunshine.
vehementbitch 4
Atleast his parents didnt believe her crazy ass.
Failure_Inc 12
Exactly she has some cool parents... mine would have grounded me and had me drug tested
imtooshy 18
Your neighbour needs to get a bloody life and you need curtains.
yzzami 17
He could have curtains but trying to enjoy some nice sunlight or the cool evening air
squiggles159 5
creepy much?
Ranimal 12
Wow, that lady needs a life, or get laid. Or both?
Alihb 16
Who would have sex with her?
cathyfang1533 12
The guy in your profile picture...
Krystal3408 32
You may be right. Maybe that's why he has such a horrible expression.
Wizardo 34
I see the marijuana went to your neighbours head hence the paranoia and suspicion, she should be locked away at some institute.
darwinism 30
Bake some marijuana coockies and take them to your neighbour. It looks like they need to chill out a little!
happylappy 21
Edibles will probably do the opposite :S
raesos91 26
ha! she needs a cockie alright xD
luminis12 23
Should've blew some smoke in your neighbors face
MissMae93 23
It's a vapor cigarette. There is no smoke. Also *blown* some smoke in her face.
Ukeee_X 19
Blew is also the past tense of blow, sort of like dreamed and dreamt
seriouslypony 9
You're right #47, but in this case he should have used the past participle, which is "blown".
hashshim 23
47: Blew only works on its own immediately following the subject, not with helping verbs... I think.
queerdragon 20
Will you blow your boyfriend tonight. She just blew her boyfriend. Her boyfriend got blown.
jw90 18
A clear and valid point to where people just need to mind their own business.
flashback.miss 28
Leave a platter of brownies at her doorstep
buddy51 23
And a flaming bag of s**t!!
buckerado 19
Or a bag of chopped up grass would be a good substitute for a bag of flaming feces. Bags of flaming feces don't answer everything!
Krystal3408 32
She comes out to take it inside and finds her front and backyard destroyed.