Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Goodbye
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML
Pixels
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
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martyh27 2
Well at least now everyone knows you are available again.
Anti666 17
What an asshole. it's things like this that make me ashamed of being a guy.
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Comments (75)
drubih 0
lol das green as hell
a_mayo_packet 0
creative. now u get that spray paint and spray a dick on his :) easy come easy go
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for living near stores that sell spray paint. When will people think of the consequences of having stores in their area?
analyzewithin 0
Was that kind of statement really necessary, and if so, whadja DO?!?!? Seriously? Your now ex-bf is willing to get in that kind of trouble just to get his point across. You must have been a lousy girlfriend. More sweet, less vandalism. +/-
IrishWildMan 3
Now that is a classy departure from a relationship!
Kelishas 9
You can do better. Plus you can stand there and laugh when he gets in trouble for vandalizing school property, and I doubt that you'd have to even say anything. I mean how can they know it's not him, if it's YOUR Locker, You were in a relationship, and it's a break up message.
chasity_27 2
yea right OP.
LuCanO 0
What an immature asshole, FYL, but kinda deserved it for being such and asshole's gf.
sourgirl101 29
Now you know which locker is yours without having to seach for the locker number.
DakotaCat 4
egg his house