Anonymous
Venezuela
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
thedancer5
Canada
Goodbye
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML
rplovez
Canada
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
mish
Leominster, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Emily
Arlington, United States
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML
Emily
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML
back to creepers
Worcester, United Kingdom
Pixels
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
Top comments
martyh27 2
Well at least now everyone knows you are available again.
Anti666 17
What an asshole. it's things like this that make me ashamed of being a guy.
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Comments (75)
Jimboom 12
Take a shit in his locker... fairs fair.
jihadjoe 0
what a looser better off your not with him it sounds haha
RedPillSucks 33
Go for it Don Quixote
MadPercussion 0
"what a looser"? what does that mean? I'll tell you what it means: nothing. learn how to spell the word "loser". So many people make this mistake, it's ridiculous.
Volcan_fml 22
Agreed.
GrEaT_BaMbInO 0
at least it was unique. just look at it this way. he's the one guy you'll always remember.
wjohns5 0
You must have done something wrong.
ergo_fml 13
Hey at least he's going to get in trouble and everyone will think he's a douche?
Exagonistic 0
Sounds like he wanted to make Sure... That you got " The Message " ! * Probably because you're a clingy B!tch *
nowmyliferoxx 0
OP, what did you do to piss him off? There has to be a reason he did that!
GrEaT_BaMbInO 0
agreed^. I don't believe that anyone is just that hateful. You had to instigate it in some form or way.
XbambiX 3
aww so sweet! At least he didn't make u scene!
Sibbysofly 0
Ha ha ha ha. Awsome!!
skyeyez9 25
Joke's on your immature and impulsive ex: He will probably get detention and spend the hour cleaning and repainting your locker.
rpvia 0
hahaha thats the way to do it!!! sorry op but maybe you wrnt good enough, or even good looking enough lmao