Anonymous
Venezuela
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
thedancer5
Canada
Goodbye
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML
rplovez
Canada
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
mish
Leominster, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Emily
Arlington, United States
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML
Emily
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML
back to creepers
Worcester, United Kingdom
Pixels
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
Top comments
martyh27 2
Well at least now everyone knows you are available again.
Anti666 17
What an asshole. it's things like this that make me ashamed of being a guy.
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Comments (75)
abimack7 0
lol, thats what u get for dating a bad boy!
Godless26 1
ydi for doing whatever you did to get an extreme reaction like that...you're probably just a complete bitch
OreoLovesFez 0
asshole alert
babbu18 0
well now you'll feel bad everytime u switch classes!
bironbaby 0
Watta keeper... B happy its over
fantasyworld 39
Now he's suspended/expelled for vandalizing property.