Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don't understand the bond between him and his stuffed goose. He's 36. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I dropped our daughter. Our hypothetical daughter. Represented by a stuffed owl. FML
PunkChik27
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML
Anonymous
Is this dude a puma?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
stunned
United States
The GOAT
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Anonymous
Brookfield, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML
Who's your daddy, snake girl?
I have had it with these mf snakes on this mf plane! Everybody strap in!
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for refusing to have anything to do with "our" pet snake. The same snake I told him not to buy for his son a few months ago, because I knew the kid would get bored with it and dump the responsibility onto us. FML
Games
Gamers rise up
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
cclllc
Weatherford, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML
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capt_awesome1 11
that's a reason to dump someone ?
darwinism 30
Sometimes I am sad that evolution seems to skip some people. On the bright side OP, you can now strenghten the bond between you and your vibrator.
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Bassist5798 0
he screams HARDCORE REDNECK!!!
GoW_Chick 15
That's when you mess with him and tell him that his goose told you all his secrets... If he believes you and freaks out about it then it's a good thing he broke it off before you ended up in his basement.
mavman79 5
You are better off without him.
Nthabz 8
Good riddance, honey. He sounds like a retard. WTF??
RedPillSucks 33
Sigh... If a woman has a bed full of stuffed animals and the bf moves them and she freaks out, he's the bad guy. A guy has ONE stuffed animal and he's a freak.... -.- Lemme go get my stuffed llama and suck my thumb for a while. I'll get over this.
Nthabz 8
I wouldn't break up with him because he kicked (literally) one off the bed. P.S. I love Llamas. I think they're sooo cute. I even wanted to marry one when I visited Peru last year. :-)
heyred 11
Why you didn't run when you first had knowledge of this stuffed goose, I do not understand. YDI but you also escaped a real nut job.
Troll_spray 6
Duck.... Duck..... Duck... GOOSE!
Calyx_fml 22
Good. You're better off without that sissy boy. YDI in the best way.
alpacamybooks 11
I'm glad he dumped her. I have a strong connection to a toy and if a bf of mine didn't understand that he'd be on the curb too.
loveispain19 4
perhaps it brought up child-hood memories of him playing duck-duck- goose. or maybe it was a mid-life crisis breakdown.who knows? still, not worth dumping you over. if you can't understand him maybe it just wasn't meant to be. sowwy tho :/