Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don't understand the bond between him and his stuffed goose. He's 36. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I dropped our daughter. Our hypothetical daughter. Represented by a stuffed owl. FML
PunkChik27
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML
Anonymous
Is this dude a puma?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
stunned
United States
The GOAT
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Anonymous
Brookfield, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML
Who's your daddy, snake girl?
I have had it with these mf snakes on this mf plane! Everybody strap in!
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for refusing to have anything to do with "our" pet snake. The same snake I told him not to buy for his son a few months ago, because I knew the kid would get bored with it and dump the responsibility onto us. FML
Games
Gamers rise up
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
cclllc
Weatherford, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML
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capt_awesome1 11
that's a reason to dump someone ?
darwinism 30
Sometimes I am sad that evolution seems to skip some people. On the bright side OP, you can now strenghten the bond between you and your vibrator.
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TheGothGamerGirl 20
Some people just use different things as a comfort item. His was just a stuffed goose and you should have respected that.
eb0ny 15
Well, it's probably a good thing you broke up
robc32ca 4
Don't worry, you can do better!
L_Lovegood 19
Some things can have very high affectionate values to someone in spite of their ridiculousness. What do you REALLY know? Maybe that goose saved his life when he was alive. Maybe that goose was with him through sad things and good things all the way through his childhood. And when it died, he could not bear to let it go. Or maybe he's just a little crazy.
Pentium_4 27
are you referring to a duck stuffed by a taxidermist? i think it's just a stuffed animal, i could be wrong though
L_Lovegood 19
You are probably right. But the FML doesn't say specifically that it had not once been living, so I probably misunderstood it.
plzjstfml 0
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dylancain1999 0
What a fag
badmike89 6
You should have just left well enough alone the man loves his goose
DocBastard 40
My wife sleeps with a stuffed elephant and a stuffed pig. My daughter sleeps with a stuffed elephant. I sleep with a stuffed knife. We all have our quirks, and the goose is his. Perhaps you should have realised that's it's normal before he dropped your clueless ass. Lesson learned, I hope.
MissFits_fml 6
Stuffed knife... Classy.
DocBastard 40
Ok, technically it's a scalpel stuffed under my pillow. You know, just in case I need to do an emergency orchiectomy on an intruder. Look it up.
RedPillSucks 33
Damn it doc! I really really didn't want to know that!!!
BrotherTheo 31
....Plushie Love... um.... I really try not to judge but.... *coughs*
astralvagan 20
Why not try to get him to eat some goose and see if he bonded with that too?
TuLegit 4
Agreed