good job bf
Southampton, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Estonia
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML
ghost?
Perth, Australia
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Lyingboyfriend
Canada
Goodbye squared
Today, my boyfriend said he couldn't come to my grandfather's funeral because he was at his cottage and couldn't make it. Later that day, when driving home from the graveyard I saw him walking down the street, with another girl. FML
Anonymous
Calcultated
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Adding insult to injury
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
JessBaby
United States
Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML
dumped
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Wigan, United Kingdom
Technique
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
mish
Leominster, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Top comments
Nordah 15
Your boyfriend has impeccable timing. And by impeccable timing, I mean he's a raging dick.
clueless05 12
Well I guess he buried that relationship
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Comments (87)
Fanain 2
I'm sorry for you losses. Your grandma, and your faith in humanity.
Catkam623 27
Don't forget the death of chivalry and absolute lack of anything resembling emotion in today's society.
cmac86 24
how tactful of him. I suppose next he's going to propose to the next unfortunate soul to date him at someone else's wedding.
Morqan_Freeman 14
Well then. Bad timing has never been so out there as it is with this fml. He really did put you 6 feet under...
jessmarie555 1
i dont understand how 40+ people think you totally deserve it..
BrandiLush 31
Some people are just assholes.
Voldy_fml 16
Woah, what an insensitive prat!
andrew6p 19
What an asshole! May your grandma rest in peace, and may her ghost haunt him for the rest of his life.
AurumPotestasEst 16
Either she is haunting him or she is resting... you can't have it both ways!
buckdharma 38
Keep your perspective op. Remember Grandma was the one who always made you cookies while your boyfriend was always trying to get your cookies.
RTmahrous 0
Sorry for your double loss!
Aregonde 15
I hope Karma's on her period next time she visits your ex-boyfriend.
dranzer006 5
maybe he wanted to make it like in spiderman where he walks away in the end of the movie