Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Goodbye squared
Today, my boyfriend said he couldn't come to my grandfather's funeral because he was at his cottage and couldn't make it. Later that day, when driving home from the graveyard I saw him walking down the street, with another girl. FML
Calcultated
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Adding insult to injury
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML
Technique
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Top comments
Nordah 15
Your boyfriend has impeccable timing. And by impeccable timing, I mean he's a raging dick.
clueless05 12
Well I guess he buried that relationship
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Comments (87)
Reaper1984 13
I think thats the biggest dick move ive ever heard of
APersonalProblem 13
Pure comedy lmfaoo
starlita_fml 15
Been there ((( I was dumped a day after the funeral though, but the pain is the same. I'm sorry, OP
moonlight_daze 8
YDI for waking up. YDI for having a boyfriend. YDI for having a grandma. Y ****** DI
DAN_THA_GR8 12
Sorry for your loss . Your exs a Douche
StanSmith2013 26
So granny kicked the bucket and so did your relationship. Sounds like your ex-boyfriend was a complete dick. Not only does he not have respect for the dead but he doesn't have respect for you! You are better off without him.
outoftown 27
Sorry about your grandma, OP. Not one bit sorry for the loss of ******** boyfriend, except for his timing. Grieve for grandma, not his sorry ass.
wynnona 17
How insensitive.
cougar41 8
Your EX boyfriend is a moronic dick !
AurumPotestasEst 16
He's an asshole and you're better off without him. I'm sorry for your loss.