Today, my boyfriend asked me to meet his parents over Christmas. I was ecstatic. But there was one condition: I must go dressed as a girl since he hasn't worked up the nerve to come out to his parents yet. We've been dating for over a year. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
Today, I invited my boyfriend to come to an event to meet some of my friends for the first time. I had been raving about him for weeks, and everyone was curious to meet this "amazing guy" I'd been dating. He showed up in a Darth Vader costume because he thought it would be funny to embarrass me. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I decided to introduce my girlfriend to my parents by telling them that we were gonna have a very special guest for dinner. While my mom was preparing the meal she asked, "What does he like?" I'm straight. My parents thought different. FML
Today, I finally got to meet my boyfriend's parents; it turns out that his mum is my therapist. I've just spent an entire morning telling her how confused I am about my sexuality. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
Today, I decorated my boyfriend's house for Christmas as a surprise, just in time for him and his family to come home. Also just in time for him to tell me he's Jewish. FML
Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as "he girl I'm going to marry." His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
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EvilDoll 7
well let's hope you make one pretty lady ;D
really231001 0
ouch. that sucks
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Comments (181)
Dudddde_fml 4
Ydi dude go get a real girl
bflakes 1
******
DocBastard 40
Soooo let me get this straight (pun intended): you don't know why gay people don't tell their parents, but you don't think parents should be told anyway. I'd use Pentothal, ketamine, and propofol. Heroin is illegal.
FrenchyBuddy 1
and who won the race ? :o)
iFMLallthetime23 0
your gay I'm guessing?
madasmercury 0
No, I'm pretty sure the OP is a straight man with a boyfriend.
iamsexxychick9 0
QUALITY loll!!!
tonygarvelli 0
that's because you're f***ing retarded for being gay (not sarcasm)
tonygarvelli 0
it's cuz ur bat sh I t crazy to be gay
EmilyLuv 0
awww, i'm sorry. i had to come out to my parents.not fun, its very nerve-wracking
positively_crazy 0
and how dis that go ?
positively_crazy 0
did*
saint_jimmy 0
Shit, man. Why is this rated down? This is hilarious! EDIT: For some reason, this didn't come out as a reply to #32...
bigbadtim 7
Maybe the OP's boyfriend can hire a 'girlfriend' for the holidays. No matter what happens, this will be one Christmas nobody will soon forget.