Today, my boyfriend asked me to meet his parents over Christmas. I was ecstatic. But there was one condition: I must go dressed as a girl since he hasn't worked up the nerve to come out to his parents yet. We've been dating for over a year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
Today, I invited my boyfriend to come to an event to meet some of my friends for the first time. I had been raving about him for weeks, and everyone was curious to meet this "amazing guy" I'd been dating. He showed up in a Darth Vader costume because he thought it would be funny to embarrass me. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I decided to introduce my girlfriend to my parents by telling them that we were gonna have a very special guest for dinner. While my mom was preparing the meal she asked, "What does he like?" I'm straight. My parents thought different. FML
Today, I finally got to meet my boyfriend's parents; it turns out that his mum is my therapist. I've just spent an entire morning telling her how confused I am about my sexuality. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
Today, I decorated my boyfriend's house for Christmas as a surprise, just in time for him and his family to come home. Also just in time for him to tell me he's Jewish. FML
Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as "he girl I'm going to marry." His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
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EvilDoll 7
well let's hope you make one pretty lady ;D
really231001 0
ouch. that sucks
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TeratoMarty 6
On the off-chance this isn't fake: just go as yourself, and have him invite you as his friend. Nothing more. Wash the dishes, help clean up, be pleasant and likeable. His parents will figure out that you're dating sooner or later (after you've left, with any luck); just make it so that it's not a big deal.
DocBastard 40
What you need to do is suck it up and dress like a girl. At the precise moment (timing is key here), lift up your dress, whip out your schlong, and say, "Holy shit! How the **** did THAT get there? Your son must be gay like me!"
Ryan55 0
^win
positively_crazy 0
agreed :D
AuroraBeam 0
I think you should find someone who's on your level.. Whatta dumbass btw for trying to pass u off as a girl..
perdix 31
Wait til his dad tries to fondle your ****. I guess he'll get the gift of knowledge this Christmas. Have fun sitting down to pee for a week. :)
AuroraBeam 0
Lmao ever heard of "sticky tities"??
THEMANN1000 0
fags
madasmercury 0
If you have nothing intelligent to contribute, don't comment.
suppressed08 2
I need a new account to voice my opinions on FMLs like this. I get paranoid that people I know will be watching my comments >.> . *Paranoid much?*
brianjman14 23
Tell him to man the **** up or you'll break up with him. Seriously, that's just an asshole thing to do.
Jayrawrskie 0
Aww :[
maryjaneslover7 0
gayness is wrong cuz shit on your dick isn't easy to get off and when you suck him off your sucking on a shitty dick but mostly because you ppl blame it on being born that way it's a choice if you don't think it is then you wouldn't wanna be gay
emo_devon 11
...I'm guessing you look rather feminine if your bf thinks that you can pull off being a chick. then again, you can just refuse to do so. You should be proud of who you are, a gay male. no need to hide it! good luck, OP
positively_crazy 0
agreed :))