Today, my boyfriend asked me to meet his parents over Christmas. I was ecstatic. But there was one condition: I must go dressed as a girl since he hasn't worked up the nerve to come out to his parents yet. We've been dating for over a year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
Today, I invited my boyfriend to come to an event to meet some of my friends for the first time. I had been raving about him for weeks, and everyone was curious to meet this "amazing guy" I'd been dating. He showed up in a Darth Vader costume because he thought it would be funny to embarrass me. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I decided to introduce my girlfriend to my parents by telling them that we were gonna have a very special guest for dinner. While my mom was preparing the meal she asked, "What does he like?" I'm straight. My parents thought different. FML
Today, I finally got to meet my boyfriend's parents; it turns out that his mum is my therapist. I've just spent an entire morning telling her how confused I am about my sexuality. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
Today, I decorated my boyfriend's house for Christmas as a surprise, just in time for him and his family to come home. Also just in time for him to tell me he's Jewish. FML
Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as "he girl I'm going to marry." His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
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EvilDoll 7
well let's hope you make one pretty lady ;D
really231001 0
ouch. that sucks
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Comments (181)
pandazgonebad 0
GAY shit. go die and rot in hell you ******. gay guys are ******* piles of shit an deserve to be stabbed
wolftastic 0
ewwwwwww, gays!!!
GooseHawk 0
It's never been proven that people are born gay, so for anyone hyperventilating over this homosexual situation, calm down. It doesn't help your strive to be considered "normal" when you lash out and expect every straight person to be a homophobe. That can only seperate you from us more. I know, why not stop waving your flag which seperates you even further, take back your day, and try to fit in before heterosexuals decide to get a flag and a straight day.
DumbBlonde19 0
being gay has been proven, lesbian hasn't quite yet but I'm sure it will.. for guys it's a certain DNA that they get from their moms that attracts them to men. but your right I make straight joke & gay jokes if you cam take a joke you'll fit in just fine :)
GooseHawk 0
The majority of the people here could care less, don't you think bud? I'm not anti-gay, I'm not homophobic (not that you said I am, merely justifying myself before someone attacks me). It's just that, from what I see, homosexuals are trying their hardest to justify what they are, which is only pushing them further away. I think they should find out why they prefer same-sex relationships before saying "it's not my fault, God made me like this" (albeit we are all born into sin, so it is possible that a majority of homosexuals today were born gay.) Small side note: can a man not love his best friend (of the same sex) without engaging in sexual acts?
RedPillSucks 33
Dude. Heterosexuals already have a straight day. It's every other ******* day of the year. Give me a break.
GooseHawk 0
....Heterosexuals haven't set apart from the community to parade around waving flags. Homosexuals and heterosexuals...we're all human, really. We all go about our daily routine every other day until it comes to gay pride day. Now just because every day of the year isn't devoted to gays doesn't mean that heterosexuals automatically own them. Gay pride day is just to flaunt your sexuality for acceptance among everyone, yet again just pushing you further away.
Sirin_fml 47
Can you take your budding philosophical debate to private messaging, please? Only one person in this thread seems interested, so it shouldn't be a problem. Besides, you should know better than to start a conversation like this on an FML like this. Cheers, man.
W4X 0
Nothing to say here. I mean I know a lot of gay people whose parents hate the because they like the same gender so, I can see why your boyfriend wants you to act like a girl. I think you shouldn't even go. But, that's just me. Long Comment is Long
sweet_candy_ 17
Could you really blame him op?
BigBlondeRex 0
I sure hope you're a bottom, if not then ouch.
coliesmalls 0
OP just say no. If you can't go as yourself, then it is better not to go. You shouldn't be asked to lie to others due to his insecurities.
DumbBlonde19 0
Op, do what you feel is important, dress up or talk to him & say your just not up for it. I'm sure he'll understand!
me142 0
well if we take a scientific approach males were born to be with females (applies with any species of animal) to reproduce with im order to make the civilization live on and prosper. so technically you are born straight until as a person you begin to think radically and feel like you want to be with the same sex
mrod10 0
#9, hippie...