Today, my boyfriend asked me to meet his parents over Christmas. I was ecstatic. But there was one condition: I must go dressed as a girl since he hasn't worked up the nerve to come out to his parents yet. We've been dating for over a year. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
Today, I invited my boyfriend to come to an event to meet some of my friends for the first time. I had been raving about him for weeks, and everyone was curious to meet this "amazing guy" I'd been dating. He showed up in a Darth Vader costume because he thought it would be funny to embarrass me. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I decided to introduce my girlfriend to my parents by telling them that we were gonna have a very special guest for dinner. While my mom was preparing the meal she asked, "What does he like?" I'm straight. My parents thought different. FML
Today, I finally got to meet my boyfriend's parents; it turns out that his mum is my therapist. I've just spent an entire morning telling her how confused I am about my sexuality. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
Today, I decorated my boyfriend's house for Christmas as a surprise, just in time for him and his family to come home. Also just in time for him to tell me he's Jewish. FML
Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as "he girl I'm going to marry." His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
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EvilDoll 7
well let's hope you make one pretty lady ;D
really231001 0
ouch. that sucks
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Comments (181)
anon_e_m00se 8
Go as a REALLY butch dykey girl :-) That'll confuse the hell out of his parents.
crksNcstls503 0
How about learning how to dress up? That should help your problem out lol
bloodonthestars 0
it's the most wonderful time of the year
Bobby64 29
This sounds like it could be the plot of a comedy movie... But anyway, yeah, that does suck OP, especially since there's no way dressing like a girl would fool his parents. :/
major87 0
god made adam and eve not adam and steve
boopityboppity 11
Yes, but he gave them the ability to do whatever — or whomever — they want.
DocBastard 40
God also made the anus/rectum just the right size to accept a penis. What's your point?
suppressed08 2
Boopityboppity and DocBastard team-up = Epic Win.
sourgirl101 29
Does your boyfriend's parents have poor vision? I hope you said no! Just because he can't be who he is, doesn't mean you should be who you aren't.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Very nicely put, sourgirl.
Lisa89 3
Refuse to go. It's just a stupid way to lie to his parents. I know it must be so hard for him, but he can't lie for ever like this.. especially in such a weird way..
boopityboppity 11
Wow. He's so far in the closet that he's in danger of stumbling into Narnia. It'll seem like an eternity to him before he finally topples out, but hopefully no time at all to the rest of the world.
xNephilim 19
AWESOME comment! Totally made my day. :D
iamsexxychick9 0
OMG totally clever!! I chuckled out loud at that one!! ur a pretty spiffy person rite now lol!!
eatlesschipmunks 0
YDI for being queer
iHateThisLife 10
WTF! now he thinks his parents are idiots!