Today, someone stole my Amazon delivery of stress balls from my apartment’s mail room. Now I’m more stressed than before about my stuff getting stolen, and have no stress ball to help. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone stole a package off my doorstep. Too bad, it was the video doorbell to prevent my packages from being stolen. FML
Today, I received an email from a shipping company telling me they had dropped off a package of expensive electronics at the front door. Too bad someone stole it before I made it to the door. FML
Today, a couple of packages were stolen from our apartment doorstep shortly after being delivered. A little while later, the thief brought the torn packaging back and left them at the bottom of our stairs. FML
Today, I received a text saying that a package had just been delivered to the house. By the time I reached the front door, it had been stolen. FML
Today, my Amazon delivery was delayed. I just moved to a new place and that delivery had my pillow and blanket. I can't go buy them in person since I'm self-isolating and the heating isn't working either. Guess I'm sleeping in the freezing cold on the bare mattress one more night. FML
Today, I ordered a surveillance camera for my home. The package got stolen after being delivered. I think they're onto me. FML
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. They also took the inhaler that fell out of my bag the night before. The one I needed to stop the asthma attack I had from the stress of having my car broken into. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I had a package stolen from my porch. It was a shipment of customized M&M's for a Valentine's gift. I spent $60 for someone else to eat "I love you" messages. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
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Top comments
Yudith 28
Seems like somebody was more stressed than you were. Or they will be when they discover that their Amazon package contains nothing but stress balls.
RichardPencil 32
You can squeeze them, you just can't go to town on them.
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Comments (2)
RichardPencil 32
I'm sure you can find some balls to play with. Some relief will be had.
Plop 17
Stress balls are supposed to be squeezed. He may not want to do that with every set of balls he uses to relieve stress.
RichardPencil 32
You can squeeze them, you just can't go to town on them.
Yudith 28
Seems like somebody was more stressed than you were. Or they will be when they discover that their Amazon package contains nothing but stress balls.