Today, my boyfriend asked me to meet his parents over Christmas. I was ecstatic. But there was one condition: I must go dressed as a girl since he hasn't worked up the nerve to come out to his parents yet. We've been dating for over a year. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
Today, I invited my boyfriend to come to an event to meet some of my friends for the first time. I had been raving about him for weeks, and everyone was curious to meet this "amazing guy" I'd been dating. He showed up in a Darth Vader costume because he thought it would be funny to embarrass me. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I decided to introduce my girlfriend to my parents by telling them that we were gonna have a very special guest for dinner. While my mom was preparing the meal she asked, "What does he like?" I'm straight. My parents thought different. FML
Today, I finally got to meet my boyfriend's parents; it turns out that his mum is my therapist. I've just spent an entire morning telling her how confused I am about my sexuality. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
Today, I decorated my boyfriend's house for Christmas as a surprise, just in time for him and his family to come home. Also just in time for him to tell me he's Jewish. FML
Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as "he girl I'm going to marry." His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
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EvilDoll 7
well let's hope you make one pretty lady ;D
really231001 0
ouch. that sucks
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Comments (181)
dreamteam323 0
lol ur gay
sweettiie 0
so ur gay?^.^
greycellgreen 0
I just don't how you could come across as a "girl"....I would think the parents would catch on. That's just me.
positively_crazy 0
why are people such haters man ? it's your life, if you're gay you're gay. it's not something that should bother them. that's a shame OP, you should sit down and have a talk with your boyfriend and tell him how you feel about this.
suppressed08 2
This, I honestly can't understand why people hate others because of things like sexuality.
positively_crazy 0
exactly ! btw misfits ftw ! they're so good !!! :D
suppressed08 2
Someone from the UK :D Misfits are absolutely legendary
positively_crazy 0
haha well yes :)) they're like on today at 10pm :)) I can't wait :D
stedfastwolf 11
what I want to say would be moderated so I will not say it
suppressed08 2
Good.
DocBastard 40
I just read your mind, and indeed you would be moderated and banned for it.
elmorous 0
FYL indeed OP ... I still don't understand the need to keep this a secret. It's who he is and it should be as natural as everything else he does. Chances are most people around him already know. If he is gay, then be gay. The people that didn't know will figure it out on their own. I'm left-handed, but I don't run around pretending to be right-handed. It's what I am. It's neither a choice nor a preference. It just naturally is, and my parents figured it out on their own. I fail to see how this is any different.
suppressed08 2
I'm also left handed. Isn't it weird when people notice and pull the the 'did you know' facts (e.g. Left handed people are more creative. E.g. Right hande people live on average 7 years longer.)? To be honest though, many people view being GLBT as a choice (especially Bisexuals and Transgender). That's extremely hindering when trying to convince someone it's who you're meant to be. :/
starberries 0
It's different because people don't judge you, hate you, or make (or carry out) threats against you for being left-handed. Stop acting like it's not a big deal to come out. It absolutely is.
tompwn 0
gay people...
iliketurdles 7
I'm a Muslim and don't see anything wrong with this FML. His choice. Or hers depending on whether or not he pretends he's his GF.
suppressed08 2
Dude I love you. There are so many religous people that frown on stuff like this. It's refreshing to see something new. :]
alsafady 0
what are you talking about ^^ lool Islam does not permit homosexuality.
mad_hatter0666 22
your boyfriend is an idiot if he thinks that will work. you are a bigger one if you go along with that dumb idea.
happykilla123 0
GAYYYYYYYYYYY too bad