Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if he was to break up with me, he would do it in a crowded location so I couldn't start to cry or make a scene. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
GrammarNaziFTW 0
New definition of masculinity - getting beat up by your girlfriend.
cBlackout 13
Seize the opportunity while u can
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (103)
SorrowFull 8
Please don't breed with him. Better yet walk, run or drive away as fast as you can from him.
keven501 12
Do not let the creatures breed if it does kill it before it lays eggs
ZielZone 4
Isn't it nice to know you're really dating a wussbag??? Must give you some sense of confidence knowing he has to ask his girlfriend to beat him up, but nothing serious, to look tough. What a douche.
copo37 7
Grant his request through rough sex. Nothing says pussy more then being tied and gagged and beat to hell. His friends will think he's a real tough guy when you tell them how you porked him like a pig.
DjeePee 25
That's the reason why you shouldn't be dating 15-year-old boys, sweetheart.
HentaiBunny 4
LUCKY BITCH!! I wish my boyfriend would give me permission to beat his ass!
perdix 31
I looked at your picture and dayum! You can beat my ass anytime -- as long as you focus your energy on my ass. Leave my face alone, please. By the way, it's really hard getting an FML published. I've submitted them under a different name and they always get rejected.
mistersheezy 7
You're too hot to need permission!!!
HentaiBunny 4
Lol perdix. Yea and I have perfect grammar, I thought for sure that would get them published, right?? Nope.
perdix 31
Of course, mine are mostly fake, but I've even tried some real ones, too, and they've all been rejected. I'd tell you some, but the comments would get moderated for trying to sneak in a rejected story. My grammar and spelling are impeccable.
mistersheezy 7
Since when do tough guys take ass whoopings?!?
bizarre_ftw 22
They don't
EffYoLife 14
From girls nonetheless. Smh
Quasar55_fml 18
Go for it ! Have fun :D And after that, if he's spiteful, your answer is all ready : " hey, you asked "
Imlovinitxx 0
Thats a doosh move!
doodlingdavid 0
I am sure you mean douche.
drawmesunshine 17
Or whoosh, as in the last remaining bit of respect he had from his girlfriend went *whoosh* out the window.
CVeNgineer 0
Confused face 0.o
mieks 18
I agree with 26. Though guy if he gets all beaten up