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sourgirl101 29

Women have three holes so that when they get drunk, they can be carried home like a bowling ball.

KaintukeeBob 13

Some people's children.... are male? did not have a human anatomy course in high school? were sheltered from learning about the human reproductive system? Really, ladies: when men think about your genitals, we tend to think about what we can put into them, not about what comes out of them. To a man who has lived in the United States, and grown in it's 'education' system, it's not unexpected that they (who have never had to experience a period, nor spent inordinate amounts of time watching women urinate) expect women to urinate through the big, obvious opening. The state of our education system is such that it is difficult to teach human anatomy and physiology, and understandably, the excretory process is typically not dealt with in any specific detail. Therefore, unless your boyfriend was a VERY curious child and his mother was very open, I find it hard to believe it could be expected for him to know exactly where your urethra is.

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leigha_mcneil 3

Been there. My boyfriend asked if every time I pee if I need to take it out. God.

scottishandrew1 0

and most of the time you do because your in the bathroom any way...... so???

dannnngthatsux 19

My 17 year old daughter thought that until we asked why she was going through 4x more tampons than her sister or mother. And yes, she had the classes, no she didn't learn anything. (We adopted so it wasn't anything she would talk about.)

stevenmx86 8

56 said it all.. You stuck up females I wish there was something about the male body that was a mystery so we could act like you're dumb for not knowing... Worthless..

TheIrishJaneDoe 9

If basic female anatomy is still a mystery to a sexually active male, that's his own goddamn fault. It's not like there's a Vast Female Conspiracy at work here-- google that shit. Or at least open your eyes when you're down there.

emariebake 0

it isn't super complex. any guy who gives a shit CAN understand the cooch. my husband found this just as absurd as most of the women did.

iluvmybf211 0

yea were worthless. all you have to do is open your eyes.

Pepiker 0

Dude, you learn about that in like Grade 5!

4evermossin 0

as a male I kinda knew there was a separate urethra from the ****** and I'm still searching for that urethra .... it's like trying to find osama in the caves.... oh wait they just did

CitrusGirl 0

Wouldn't that technically be red tea?

jdeshnerx3 0

I actually laughed out loud when I read this

towboater198425 6

I know how the female anatomy works, but what keeps the string from getting wet?

xFaust_fml 12

You can just... hold it out of the way. But I usually just change it anyway when I pee.

TheIrishJaneDoe 9

Yeah, the short answer is: When left alone, nothing. You move it or you piss on it.

TraceCase_ 19

73-An actual intelligent question and the reason it's most ideal to just change your tampon when you pee. Not always easy on bar night, but who wants to smell like dried up piss?

alexFYL 11

I pee constantly. Like, once an hour or every two, and way more when I'm drunk... I just tuck the string inside, or if not, I push it to the side. If I end up peeing on it, I just clamp TP on it to dry it out. There's no way I'm changing my tampon every hour. And if I'm on my period, usually no one is getting close enough to smell me, let alone any pee scent.

PhillJFry 0

after reading all this Ill never look at it the same way. thanks for ruining it for me. the comment about the tucked up dried up urin string made me gag

stellasue11 38

nothing stops it. it gets wet.

SpectSelf 0

why don't you show him?.........right in his face.

phatdaddy62 23

Are you guys 12 years old?

perdix 31

At least he gives a shit how your junk works. Most guys, like me, don't care exactly what goes on "down there" and just want to know when it's ready to party.

ngarcia333 0

hahaha good one!

alexFYL 11

And that is how STDs are spread...