Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family, "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML
Wuss
Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
Corkscrew
Today, I used a menstrual cup for the first time. I couldn't get it out, after what seemed like ages of trying. I had to ask my boyfriend to help me. He'll never look at me the same way again. FML
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML
PMS
Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything. I replied, "Guess." He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently, I've been bitchy. FML
Full blast
Today, I got a text from my boyfriend whilst on the train home from spending the weekend with him at his grandparents' house. It said, "Gran says to tell you that the bin beside the toilet is actually for storing spare shampoos and toothbrushes, so could you not put your tampons in it next time?" FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
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sourgirl101 29
Women have three holes so that when they get drunk, they can be carried home like a bowling ball.
KaintukeeBob 13
Some people's children.... are male? did not have a human anatomy course in high school? were sheltered from learning about the human reproductive system? Really, ladies: when men think about your genitals, we tend to think about what we can put into them, not about what comes out of them. To a man who has lived in the United States, and grown in it's 'education' system, it's not unexpected that they (who have never had to experience a period, nor spent inordinate amounts of time watching women urinate) expect women to urinate through the big, obvious opening. The state of our education system is such that it is difficult to teach human anatomy and physiology, and understandably, the excretory process is typically not dealt with in any specific detail. Therefore, unless your boyfriend was a VERY curious child and his mother was very open, I find it hard to believe it could be expected for him to know exactly where your urethra is.
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Comments (528)
HampManJones 0
YDI. Real men know what's going on down under.
jsar_1234 0
well he's curious! :p besides, you picked the boyfriend. who really is at fault here for the lack of education???
RedPillSucks 33
She's not at fault for his lack of education. The fact is, sexual education and human anatomy are not well taught in the states cause parents think that the liberal education community will make all the kids sex crazed homosexuals. So kids learn both anatomy and sex from the streets, unless they have parents that show them what's what...
WitchyArmyWife00 0
even a gay guy knows that women pee without a tampon they take it out and they pee come on people think!
lovelylittleme 0
omg... thats fantastic!!
scottishandrew1 0
is that a joke?
mk58 31
Nope, it's true, not a joke.
mk58 31
FML is being weird, 41's comment was in response to Boners and I was responding to 41...
WitchyArmyWife00 0
even a gay guy knows how to pee with an tampon in!
izzy0122 0
This is a fml how?
lazyfoo92 4
rofl this is just great. maybe you should educate him:P
kaasbroodje 0
maybe your friend is just dum
aaronruark 2
lol wow not to bright is he
mintcar 10
Tell him urination magically stops during a menstruation cycle.
Di55le 9
then you gonna raise more question lol tell him to hit a library an that reading if fundamental!
FreebirdIII 1
That's why women get bloated during their cycle. Now I get it. you cleared it up for me.
amandrinoranges 0
haha oh gosh that's great