woah
United States
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Denmark
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Jessie
United States
Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family, "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML
Sir Vom-a-lot
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
West Drayton, United Kingdom
Wuss
Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
Anonymous
Carson City, United States
Corkscrew
Today, I used a menstrual cup for the first time. I couldn't get it out, after what seemed like ages of trying. I had to ask my boyfriend to help me. He'll never look at me the same way again. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
rebekah
United States
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Honestly
Measham, United Kingdom
Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML
tamp
United States
PMS
Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything. I replied, "Guess." He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently, I've been bitchy. FML
DyingOfShame
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Full blast
Today, I got a text from my boyfriend whilst on the train home from spending the weekend with him at his grandparents' house. It said, "Gran says to tell you that the bin beside the toilet is actually for storing spare shampoos and toothbrushes, so could you not put your tampons in it next time?" FML
brooke
United States
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Top comments
sourgirl101 29
Women have three holes so that when they get drunk, they can be carried home like a bowling ball.
KaintukeeBob 13
Some people's children.... are male? did not have a human anatomy course in high school? were sheltered from learning about the human reproductive system? Really, ladies: when men think about your genitals, we tend to think about what we can put into them, not about what comes out of them. To a man who has lived in the United States, and grown in it's 'education' system, it's not unexpected that they (who have never had to experience a period, nor spent inordinate amounts of time watching women urinate) expect women to urinate through the big, obvious opening. The state of our education system is such that it is difficult to teach human anatomy and physiology, and understandably, the excretory process is typically not dealt with in any specific detail. Therefore, unless your boyfriend was a VERY curious child and his mother was very open, I find it hard to believe it could be expected for him to know exactly where your urethra is.
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ceddyz17 10
it's just one of those things
ShyAnn29 15
I can see how someone wouldn't know that
Sweetpea137 0
but does he really wants to know....i mean really
Glidefedt 6
i knew that even before i started having sex education or even biology.. fail bf is fail
ilikeemsmall 4
Seriously, who cares if the guy doesn't know? Either educate him or just let him live in ignorance. I wouldn't call it an FML though.
alistairkb 0
I must admit, I don't know.
hodgkinswife 0
really?
hodgkinswife 0
there are three holes butt pee hole and the one for a tampon and other things ;) but the pee hole is right above the hole for the tampon
ucofresh 4
It's funny cause I just found out myself not too long ago. lol
roegie 0
that's awesome! yeah the urine just goes over the tampon a little more pushing is required but yeah tampon soaks up some of it
ShyAnn29 15
there's urethra (peehole), ******, then the anus. the tampon goes in the ******, the pee come from the urethra and that's the hole in front of the vaginal opening
brad036 0
dude your hot. lol
julayye 0
ok me either which is sad but hey I missed a lot of school and lived in a town where there were only 80 kids in the whole high school. the honest truth is that when I put a tampon in I left the plastic part in... I figured it out later. who knows I'm probably not doing it right now either. but just so we're clear, the penis does go into the same spot we insert the tampon right...
sweetTnt_fml 0
yes
lovely_leahh 0
the tampon should never be in a position any urine is soaked! if any part is ournother than the string, that's awful for your vaginal muscles and it also hurts like a bitch. you aren't supposed to feel them
RezaCookies 0
i bet there are at least 20 more others reading this still not knowing the answer.
sleepyhungry93 0
word lol.
fish1806 0
So true
Capt_Oblivious 10
Just inform him that during that 'time of the month' it works like a construction zone and that the 'traffic' takes a detour. That information will come in handy later in life for him.
ceddyz17 10
oooo I get it now thanks bud :).
keyboo 0
u do not pee and bleed from the same hole
kingtz 6
51, You would, if your renal corpuscle wasn't filtering blood out of your urine...
khaya 9
....And that's why women pee sitting down.
CitrusGirl 0
Silly boy... Everyone knows girls piss out their anus during their period.
Zombie65 0
LOL
salooty 0
LMAO
WilsonR3 0
is this a joke? or seriously?
BloodyHeel 8
Seriously.
4XxXo_OxXx4 0
this is serious...
amandrinoranges 0
serious how can u not know this weirdo lol
spazmattic 0
Guys urinate and ejaculate through the same hole! Cut the guy some slack.
icadragoon 11
Girls don't pee out of their ********, we pee through our urethra.
NastyNinja31 0
have u ever had sum left over and wen u "urinate" it builds up lik a waterhose
cheyAnn 0
what if a guy accidentally peed instead of ejaculating....?
DTeng 5
it's possible. just very hard (no pun intended). aiming it is another story
RaiFrosty 5
It's not that at all. Peeing while erect is possible, but some process takes place when they ejaculate/are ready to ******, sucking the urine back up, or something along those lines. Just look it up.