woah
United States
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Denmark
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Jessie
United States
Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family, "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML
Sir Vom-a-lot
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
West Drayton, United Kingdom
Wuss
Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
Anonymous
Carson City, United States
Corkscrew
Today, I used a menstrual cup for the first time. I couldn't get it out, after what seemed like ages of trying. I had to ask my boyfriend to help me. He'll never look at me the same way again. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
rebekah
United States
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Honestly
Measham, United Kingdom
Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML
tamp
United States
PMS
Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything. I replied, "Guess." He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently, I've been bitchy. FML
DyingOfShame
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Full blast
Today, I got a text from my boyfriend whilst on the train home from spending the weekend with him at his grandparents' house. It said, "Gran says to tell you that the bin beside the toilet is actually for storing spare shampoos and toothbrushes, so could you not put your tampons in it next time?" FML
brooke
United States
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Top comments
sourgirl101 29
Women have three holes so that when they get drunk, they can be carried home like a bowling ball.
KaintukeeBob 13
Some people's children.... are male? did not have a human anatomy course in high school? were sheltered from learning about the human reproductive system? Really, ladies: when men think about your genitals, we tend to think about what we can put into them, not about what comes out of them. To a man who has lived in the United States, and grown in it's 'education' system, it's not unexpected that they (who have never had to experience a period, nor spent inordinate amounts of time watching women urinate) expect women to urinate through the big, obvious opening. The state of our education system is such that it is difficult to teach human anatomy and physiology, and understandably, the excretory process is typically not dealt with in any specific detail. Therefore, unless your boyfriend was a VERY curious child and his mother was very open, I find it hard to believe it could be expected for him to know exactly where your urethra is.
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MiniMooseXD 0
wow.
ScOrPiOnloool 6
lool. u've to show him !
geeksaresexy 18
Am I the only one who thinks the people who clearly don't take their tampon out when they pee are gross? I mean think about it, how many times do you think you pee on the string? Then you're sitting around until you next change it in a little bit of your own pee. You might as well not wipe...
alexFYL 11
Why even use a tampon or pad then? You're just sitting there holding your old blood on yourself. You might as well just sit with a tube up you and stay on the toilet for four days.
geeksaresexy 18
Having blood on you is way better than having PISS on you! What do you think scabs are made of?
alexFYL 11
It's not like it's a huge deal either way. Both urine and blood are kind of low on the ick factor as far as being on you. Also, the blood from scabs is a bit different than your shed uterine lining.
geeksaresexy 18
I don't like pads, having your old blood inside yourself on a tampon is not quite the same as having it pressed against your skin with a pad. I know a few women, myself included, who get 'nappy rash' from pads. So no it's not the same at all. Keeping your menstrual blood in pretty much the same place it comes from is totally different from having it or urine on your skin!
breadfuck 0
my fiancé had to explain it to me too, you expect him to know? who'd of taught him, some biology and sex education teachers don't explain that much
monnanon 14
but they should. Our classes were taught mixed and were only seperated when we did the class about breast and testicular cancer ( don't know why the seperated us but oh well) We had a whole class about the male body and then a whole class about the female body. Thats how all schools should teach it.
sickandsexified 7
k, did you ask him if women shove babies out of their bladder?!? dear god! THINK THINK THINK!!!
ribbyc80 0
anybody wonder if you can shit with a boner?hmmm, questions, questions....
blueocean43 2
Why on earth don't people look on wikipedia? Most people get curious about what the other gender keep down there when they are about 8-10, so why didn't they just look it up? it's got lovely clear diagrams and everything. Not all education needs to be done in schools
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
Today, i asked my girlfriend how a girl can have a tampon in and still urinate. she laughed at me, moved out, and told me to kill myself. FML
Cenobyte 10
So he's not an expert on ****** s. Who cares? If you want him to know more about your ******, show him.
Cupicake101 0
My boyfriend asked me the same thing last week.