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sourgirl101 29

Women have three holes so that when they get drunk, they can be carried home like a bowling ball.

KaintukeeBob 13

Some people's children.... are male? did not have a human anatomy course in high school? were sheltered from learning about the human reproductive system? Really, ladies: when men think about your genitals, we tend to think about what we can put into them, not about what comes out of them. To a man who has lived in the United States, and grown in it's 'education' system, it's not unexpected that they (who have never had to experience a period, nor spent inordinate amounts of time watching women urinate) expect women to urinate through the big, obvious opening. The state of our education system is such that it is difficult to teach human anatomy and physiology, and understandably, the excretory process is typically not dealt with in any specific detail. Therefore, unless your boyfriend was a VERY curious child and his mother was very open, I find it hard to believe it could be expected for him to know exactly where your urethra is.

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tristbjorn 5

Dear Women; I realize you don't understand this, but you're a complex, wonderful organism. Men are not. We don't get instruction manuals to your genitals, and won't know things unless you tell us. Also, this is why we suck at foreplay until we get some practice and learn our way around. I'm 31, am with the woman of my dreams, we have a wonderful lovelife, and I really don't pay attention to how she pisses, sorry.

alexFYL 11

That's sweet and all... but males and females both have scientific names for all of our vessels and organs, and there are specific functions of each. :P I know some people don't care about biology and wouldn't be able to name all the parts, that I don't fault them on. But the ignorance in thinking women only have one or two holes, our tampons go in our butts, the blood comes out our butt or urethra... whaaaaaaaaaaaat? For something men spend so much time to get into, they sure don't know anything about the ******.

Chipmunk1994 0

like seriously I'm a 16 year old boy and a sophomore in high school and seriously I don't know and quite frankly I don't always think to ask those kinds of things so sometimes finding out from your mate is the easiest and least embarrassing way to find out unless their a stuck up bloody mess like you and have to posts your supposed boyfriends ignorance on the Internet because you are a shanty witch that has nothing better to do than bloke-bash (male-bash is what you say here)

DoctorOnCall 2

ok for all the mighty women out there here are a couple of simple male questions for you 1. where does your mans **** come from? 2. Can a guy piss during or right after ejaculating???

geeksaresexy 18

1) how descriptive an answer are you looking for? Testicles? or do you want the names of the tubes and stuff? 2) Generally speaking no, there are always exceptions to every rule though..

monnanon 14

1)Sperm comes from the testes and the fluid it is in comes from the prostate. 2) Generally no because one tube is shut off so the other can work kind of like the wee flappy bit in your throat that blocks off your airways.

geeksaresexy 18

Not that I'm saying a guy is stupid for not knowing! We were taught this at my school, a lot of people weren't.. To be honest if I wasn't taught this stuff at school I wouldn't care enough to find out myself. I wouldn't be happy if I asked my boyfriend something and he laughed at me for not knowing.

geeksaresexy 18

Around 65 per cent of the fluid is produced by the seminal vesicles 30 to 35 per cent by the prostate 5 per cent from the testicles and epididymis.. for a slightly more detailed answer rather than just testicles

fat_bastard_607 0

**** you. men are not born knowing all your female complexities. fhl for having a bitch for a girlfriend.

liggity 1

valid question

carl7181 3

Oh so you like the intellectual type?

krs7g4 8

I've had to educate a few guys on that fact.

KRS_13 0

why is everyone on this fml fighting about if ppl should know about the other sex's private parts!?! a ****** is a ****** and a penis is a penis! gosh calm down people!

oSaraho_fml 2

I once had that question and I'm a girl. I thought it would soak it all up. so I'd always change my tampon before I peed even if it wasn't full

sportsphotogirl 0

I'm sure he doesn't know what your ******** is either. You may have to give him an anatomy lesson. this could work in your favor.