Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family, "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML
Wuss
Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
Corkscrew
Today, I used a menstrual cup for the first time. I couldn't get it out, after what seemed like ages of trying. I had to ask my boyfriend to help me. He'll never look at me the same way again. FML
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML
PMS
Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything. I replied, "Guess." He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently, I've been bitchy. FML
Full blast
Today, I got a text from my boyfriend whilst on the train home from spending the weekend with him at his grandparents' house. It said, "Gran says to tell you that the bin beside the toilet is actually for storing spare shampoos and toothbrushes, so could you not put your tampons in it next time?" FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
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sourgirl101 29
Women have three holes so that when they get drunk, they can be carried home like a bowling ball.
KaintukeeBob 13
Some people's children.... are male? did not have a human anatomy course in high school? were sheltered from learning about the human reproductive system? Really, ladies: when men think about your genitals, we tend to think about what we can put into them, not about what comes out of them. To a man who has lived in the United States, and grown in it's 'education' system, it's not unexpected that they (who have never had to experience a period, nor spent inordinate amounts of time watching women urinate) expect women to urinate through the big, obvious opening. The state of our education system is such that it is difficult to teach human anatomy and physiology, and understandably, the excretory process is typically not dealt with in any specific detail. Therefore, unless your boyfriend was a VERY curious child and his mother was very open, I find it hard to believe it could be expected for him to know exactly where your urethra is.
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GingerNinja1 0
erm.... is that bad? ;)
eatfacenukka 0
I asked my fiancé this like a week ago haha
LIVE2FAIL 0
lol epic fail
sadday1987 2
wow did this guy fall asleep during the repoductive system in health all grade school
Sgrocks 5
um I'm actually wondering lmao I'm only 14 & I use pads lmao
chasity_27 2
guys take it easy on the man-- he didn't know! OP, if he was honestly serious, kindly explain it to him... "of course we take it out before every bathroom use and put in a new one..." simple. pleasant. And straight to the point.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Too bad that would be inaccurate.
AnAngryGorrilla 0
lol im a 16 year old boy and that has never crossed my mind. im like 99.9% sure they just take it out b4 peeing but just in case it's something different someone explain lol
xxchrisxx18 0
I don't know how any of it works but I don't really care. as long as I can put my penis in it I'm happy
CandidateForWax 0
Wow, with that attitude I bet you're awesome in bed. Not.
brittybrat1165 5
I'm a girl and barely have learned that too lmao I mean of course I know its two holes a ****** and urethra but if you've ever used tampons it still kinda gets wet..so if you wanna get into detail that's sort of a legit question lol:)
The_DOctor_On_Ca 0
answer to question here. girl 3 holes 1 anus (farthest back), delivers poop. from intestines 2 ****** (first hole above the anus), this is the one that penises and tampons are inserted into. It attaches to the cervix of the uterus [this organ gives blood to fetus] without a baby the uterus dumps out some unneeded tissue and blood each month called A PERIOD. Tampon goes in ****** to collect this before it hits her running shorts. 3 the urethra (small round hole above ****** and below ********), this delivers urine from the bladder,