Women have three holes so that when they get drunk, they can be carried home like a bowling ball.

Some people's children.... are male? did not have a human anatomy course in high school? were sheltered from learning about the human reproductive system? Really, ladies: when men think about your genitals, we tend to think about what we can put into them, not about what comes out of them. To a man who has lived in the United States, and grown in it's 'education' system, it's not unexpected that they (who have never had to experience a period, nor spent inordinate amounts of time watching women urinate) expect women to urinate through the big, obvious opening. The state of our education system is such that it is difficult to teach human anatomy and physiology, and understandably, the excretory process is typically not dealt with in any specific detail. Therefore, unless your boyfriend was a VERY curious child and his mother was very open, I find it hard to believe it could be expected for him to know exactly where your urethra is.

Noob!!

it's okay my husband thought the same thing

so did u tell him? this made me lol so hard!!

Okay people here it is: women have three holes. Just below the ******** is the urethra, or pee hole. Below that, there's the ******, and below that, there's the anus. The urethra is very tiny and hard to find. I'd draw a picture but FML only accepts text. :-D And if you don't know this stuff, you shouldn't be allowed to have sex.

did you give him an answer

Well someone needs to go back to wellness class.

that's not an fml

maybe someone should take a sex Ed class... haah

this made my day!

You should have looked at him with a really serious face and said, "you didn't know? We don't. Everytime we pee it's removed but we make a game out of it and push really hard and see if we can get the water to splash for the rinse! I 'win' everytime ;)" Then kiss his cheek and walk away