Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling on bed watching TV. He gets up at one point and turns the light off, so I asked him why. He replied, "You look better in the dark." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I look better in different kinds of light. I asked him which kind of light I looked best in. His reply? "No light at all." FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
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wow_just_wow 0
u shoulda said "how does this look in the dark?" and smacked him
interventions 1
tell him his penis looks bigger in the dark too.
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Comments (103)
hsmiles 0
What an asshole! Sounds like he doesn't deserve you.
baby_love 0
guys joke around, be happy he's dating you if you're ugly
Tehalon 0
#3 You hit the nail on the head.
Aish_fml 0
You should've said, "Oh really? Because I was just about to give you head! Never mind now." And then got up and walked out.
itsbrina 0
#4 i literally LOL'd. neway, im sure he was joking, cause joke around a lot , but i agree with everyone else who said you should have said " well you dick looks bigger in the dark, or funny so do you," etc. or you should've said, well your dating me, so i guess you cant get anyone better.
shaBAMalex 0
LMAO, 14 ftw.
babyjoyce 0
Everybody looks better in the dark.. still though, if he can't appreciate you in the light, he doesn't deserve you in the dark. c:
bioclock 0
I agree with #21. He probably meant it in a sexy way, but phrased it incorrectly. Definitely not FML, or worth dumping somebody over.
musicloverr 0
#3, you are a meanyface.biatch.mehh
almostouttt 0
I lol'ed at number four :]