Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling on bed watching TV. He gets up at one point and turns the light off, so I asked him why. He replied, "You look better in the dark." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I look better in different kinds of light. I asked him which kind of light I looked best in. His reply? "No light at all." FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
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wow_just_wow 0
u shoulda said "how does this look in the dark?" and smacked him
interventions 1
tell him his penis looks bigger in the dark too.
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Comments (103)
sLap_fml 0
i think it'd be immautre to dump him for that reason.. he could have just been kidding? i know i always like things better with the light off..
cuhsawwndra4yoo 0
dump his rude-ass.
bartmasta 0
#21
usaywhat 0
well do you? cause if so this guy might be a last chance so make small jabs at his ego and about other small thing and live happily ever after
summerlove40 0
thats mean. dump himmm.
cyberhoy 3
#1 you shouldn't assume stuff like that for all we know the OP might have a digusting growth on her face and 26 head is over rated
RespondomaticMan 0
Sounds like he was trying to get you to have sex with him, and didn't think about what he was saying.
milesthominggale 0
What a douche. Slap the motherf•••er and make his entire world look better in the dark.
lowcapacityx 0
Aha! I like the cmts on here. Good to know incase anyone says something disrespectful like that. That's a terrible boyfriend should've set him straight. No man should ever get an opportunity to talk to you like that. Hopefully you've moved on! Drop that low class h0.
StuffHappens 0
I swear this one was posted before...