Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling on bed watching TV. He gets up at one point and turns the light off, so I asked him why. He replied, "You look better in the dark." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I look better in different kinds of light. I asked him which kind of light I looked best in. His reply? "No light at all." FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
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wow_just_wow 0
u shoulda said "how does this look in the dark?" and smacked him
interventions 1
tell him his penis looks bigger in the dark too.
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Comments (103)
Warcry21 1
hey atleast he thinks you look good :)
danaaaox3 0
really, why does everyone say dump him. just because someone makes one rude, (joking?) comment isn't worth ending your whole relationship. although this is funny... definitely something my bf would do (:
ammali 0
#13 -- if he was serious then erm yes she should dump him, too many girls let guys get away with treating them like shit, and then they end up either being abused or just having a terrible self-esteem. Now, if he was kidding, the OP's need to stop posting these as an FML. When I read something on here I assume it wasn't a joke.
Zerenade 0
reminds me of a song... she looks better with the lights low...haha. Unfortunately, it's true for some people.
ShatteredEmpathy 0
That's rather annoying.
kellster 2
What an ass. Everyone looks better in the dark!
skitz 0
BURNN
oceanxcity 0
OMG guys chill. Your boy just has a sense of humor =) there was one where a girl said something similar to a guy and everyone found it funny. he's just playing with youu. jeez.
meridith 0
Awww, well, don't feel too bad. Everybody looks better in dim light, even models. That's just a fact. That said, he's either kidding or really, really stupid. and lol at #14
danaaaox3 0
there is a difference between one comment and constantly putting down. if her bf is always saying mean things then yea dump him. but playing around... it's different. and it sounds like he was just playing around.