Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML
Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around. I was sitting up on my bed when he reached down near my privates and said, "Wow babe, did you shave today? It's so soft…" He was actually touching my bottom roll above my vagina, which delightfully formed a crease. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
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Dejavux187 0
he was doing yard work
windfuelsfire 10
i don't get it.. why do most people want to make love to women that look like girls? i'm a guy and I don't like the look of a shaved snatch at all. its actually less hyegenic than having pubes. keeping it trimmed is fine.
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Comments (386)
onnielief 4
Gross! Either epilate or wax don't do the jungle thing please, do yourself a favour! Unless you and your bf are in the entire naturale thing, or as a payback for him not shaving/ trimming!
camilynn 0
I'm amused that this virgin was 20 in one fml and then 22... hmmm
jonyyy 0
lmao thats just nasty u dont shave down there...u totally deserved that
Squander 3
Am I the only one who thinks ****'s the only reason for shaving? And not because it looks better per se, but because it makes for a more unobstructed view of the important bits? The girls shaving thing could go either way but I'm one of the lonely few people who would never go down on a boy who DID shave. I'd be like 'ew, bald, no sex til that grows back.' XD
frenchie45 0
eeeewww that's nasty!!! ydi d00d! have you ever heard of a razor or wax?? they can help your problem
gigidy_goo 0
hahahahahaha tht means shaving time is here again
abcpaula 0
ydi, op.
doogle123 0
why are u guys fighting over an fml? wtffff, but really.. plz shave
ody102 0
..... ShaVE??????? yeah it's not that hard to do
GetaLifePlease 0
38 I do