Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML
Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around. I was sitting up on my bed when he reached down near my privates and said, "Wow babe, did you shave today? It's so soft…" He was actually touching my bottom roll above my vagina, which delightfully formed a crease. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
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Dejavux187 0
he was doing yard work
windfuelsfire 10
i don't get it.. why do most people want to make love to women that look like girls? i'm a guy and I don't like the look of a shaved snatch at all. its actually less hyegenic than having pubes. keeping it trimmed is fine.
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bandgeekbreena 0
Why not try shaving or waxing? Or ask him his preferences? I've shaved before and let it grow before and I asked my boyfriend which he wanted, because why make the extra effort if he doesn't mind? He said he doesn't care either way, he's just happy to get some. So I just keep it trimmed and tidy. Shaving and waxing pushed a lot because of the whole **** industry. It's your body, don't let others tell you what to do, but if you wanna please your boyfriend maybe go the extra mile and do whatever makes him happy. Just be careful down there!
jerry10394 0
ewww that's gross !! shave you stupid ***** !!!
XxFallenbladexX 0
Nice to know what's in your pants :)
TItan160 0
maybe you should shave bitch
crazymamma 0
Hahaha! Oh dear. At least he didn't say more than that? If you want a nice sex life, you might want to cleanse out down south. Just saying!
weege 0
hate it when gorls dont shave. gross
HereToServeYou 1
I really don't understand why people would be so disgusted by a bit of body hair... My girlfriend doesn't shave her cooter (she trims, though) OR her armpits, and it doesn't bother me in the least. IMO, trimmed is absolutely best; it makes her look natural, and different from all the **** stars and such. I, a guy of 20, would never shave everything either; taking away all the hair in my pubic area would make my happy trail and my hairy legs look ridicculus in contrast, shaving those would make me shave my feet, my arms, chest and back, too, because if you are only missing a small are of hair, or vice versa, it just looks stupid.
JustJess666 0
omg eww! thats exactly why I, and most girls, shave. No one wants to floss while you eat. and that goes both ways for the guys too. nothing worse then coming up from going down with a long ass salty hair in your teeth!
suddensudden 0
So a hair between the teeth is disgusting but otherwise giving a ******* is sterile? I think you might be doing it wrong. Also, thanks for assuming your preferences are standard of most women.
JustJess666 0
hey I'm doing it right but yes most women now days shave. pubic hair is Judy gross! sorry If you dint agree but then again some people enjoy looking like they are smuggling a small animal in their panties.
trey777 0
hahahahahah XD i wont go down on a girl if shes has a allot of it... !! like you said i dont want it to look like a small animal XD... But if she just has a lil bit its ok... My girl dosnt really care if i do or not seeing as my pubic hair never touches her XD ha
SOTYsNumber1Fan 0
ch- ch- ch- chia :D
trey777 0
No lie iv said the same thing and im laughing my ass off XD and to quote #345 "ch- ch- ch- chia :D" Iv said that too XD