Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML
Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around. I was sitting up on my bed when he reached down near my privates and said, "Wow babe, did you shave today? It's so soft…" He was actually touching my bottom roll above my vagina, which delightfully formed a crease. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
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Dejavux187 0
he was doing yard work
windfuelsfire 10
i don't get it.. why do most people want to make love to women that look like girls? i'm a guy and I don't like the look of a shaved snatch at all. its actually less hyegenic than having pubes. keeping it trimmed is fine.
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Comments (386)
hunter9141 17
LMFAO!
myworld99 0
ydi for having large enough amounts of pubes to be called scruffy
RebeccaWvvv 0
Well maybe you should SHAVE. If I were a dude and I were him, I wouldve dumped your ass.
monnanon 14
if I was the girl you dumped for having pubes I would have beaten your ass for being a judgemental prick.
CitizenSnipz 0
...was he a cartoon janitor 1000 years from now? Does he have an epic handlebar moustache?
kritz0 10
Jeeze..look at all the ignorant little children on here. There is a PURPOSE for the hair to be there. Ignorant little ***** who only think with their penis should really not being getting any pussy action...well...looking at most of the replies to this post. I'm betting most of them haven't seen much more than their hands around their ****. Please don't ever breed. You ignorant little *****.
nuke_o 0
you know, you don't make yourself sound any more intelligent then these people on here. you are actually quiet worse then the rest of them. Stop cussing and learn to act your age.
kk2krazee 0
Shave that shit or get a brazillian wax... nasty ass...
birds_fml 7
Not everyone can shave or wax people. With me, I get horrible, infected, bloody ingrown hairs if I dare bring the hair level below skin level, waxed, plucked, or shaved. Draining pus is far less attractive than hair. Since the OP didn't elaborate, we don't know whether she had a full bush or just razor stubble. Apparently, her boyfriend doesn't approve. OP, I think that if your boyfriend has a problem with your pubic hair, then you shouldn't subject him to the sight or feel of it. I don't mean shave or trim, I mean stop fooling around with him. He's obviously too delicate to handle the gritty reality of the human body.
crazyyhaileyy 0
and thats why you shave
babyEgirl 0
if you shaved that wouldn't have happened. just shave it off, feels better afterwards anyways.
palmtrees 1
Not for those of us with delicate skin, it doesn't. Please stop projecting your own experience onto the entire female population.
Itzrenaynay 0
u should have put ur hand down his pants n said " tiny tiny tiny."