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Today, at 7am, I was woken up by a telemarketer. He tried to sell me a bedroom set containing "a comfortable pillow and goose feather cover". I was working the graveyard shift and had only just gotten to sleep an hour earlier. FML

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Can't they make a living during office hours? That would've given me 2 hours of sleep at least...

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#18: I'm just bored. Happy now? Should I write another FML? "Today I commented on one of the comments of my FML. FML"

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Hannahrayne 0

..Aww.

pretend you speak Indian.. shit then they will understand you.....

Or you tell him precisely where he can shove that pillow.

ShroomsOnAcid 17

I have serious respect for someone who actually succeeds doing that.

well....... ****.

Go back to bed?

3- I think they're a little tired to be doing that.

Dude that sucks.... Fyl

Can't they make a living during office hours? That would've given me 2 hours of sleep at least...

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That sux

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That sux

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Hey, if you don't like the call just hang the **** up and go back to sleep. We telemarketers has to work, too... it's not like we ourselves choose who to call, blame our company for that.

You work for the beast!!!

You choose to be a telemarketer...

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And by the way, why have the phone on while you're sleeping anyway?

Ever heard of a home phone?

so by the looks of your picture i need to ask a question? does your company give you crack?

mohammadkm95 6

81-lmfao

OceanBreathesSal 5

Wow... I can tell why you have such a shitty job, your grammar is horrible.

Or maybe, just maybe it could be an important call, ever think of that?

suckstoobeyou 0

But it might be the only jobs left in that part of the world. Yes it does suck but he's making a living at a job so ease off the guy/girl.....

suckstoobeyou 0

Maybe because he doesn't want to miss a important call..... Or because they have a cordless phone in there room live many ppl do......

If you had that bedroom set you probably could have slept through the call.

TELEMARKETERS FTW!!! NOT, freaking hate it when they refuse to take you off their calling list. Where did they get your number from anyway???

Let's examine our possibilities: phone book, Internet, etc...

Phone book? Lol what's that!? ;)

Stupid telemarketers.