Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when the condom broke. He told me to go put a tampon in to "soak up the kids". How did he graduate? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a good time. Perfect. Afterwards, he stupidly tried to pull the condom off with way too much force. It burst everywhere, splattering our faces, the bed sheets, and even the wall. Absolute disaster. We just stared at each other and laughed. Never again. FML
Today, my boyfriend drove me home. I mentioned how I had recently started my period and he freaked out, saying I would "leak" through my tampon onto his seat. He made me sit on towels all the way home. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML
Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family, "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML
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tsim14 4
I have some wierd feeling that that would work and no ones ever tried it before. Then again, I never passed the 10th grade so what would I know?
illmatic2 16
Common sense isn't a requirement for graduating high school.
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Comments (151)
jasperito_reyes 6
Hey, I used to put tampons in after every time a mistake happened and I NEVER got pregnant. And as soon as I started trying to get pregnant it happened the first month so it seemed to work for me.
souljacker 11
That comment is a roller coaster of emotion!
asherm 15
Plan B ASAP, well unless you want a baby
link120989 5
I think that would work
SirronMas 3
OMFG xD thats creative xD
jayisabeast 1
My bf once suggested just to squeeze it all out....lolllll guys
EmoSquirrel 7
I feel like he's either a moron, or a super-genius.. Most likely just a moron.. Seems like something that COULD work, but probably won't.
FeedMyChickens 0
he probably majored in comedy
42billybob 5
He's spitballing ideas and trying to think of something instead of taking on a defeatist attitude and saying "well I'm ******". THAT is how he graduated.
derskittles 5
Could've been worse... He could've told you to go try to "pee them out" like my ex
schalk 12
I worked in a pharmacy for a few months inbetween jobs and frequently heard that the condom broke. Those things are durable enough to stretch over your head so you're doing something wrong. Consult your doctor and get him some manuals on proper use and perhaps getting the right size (trust me - i once had to direct someone to a clinic because it was stuck inside her) PS the morning after pill can have side effects you'll want to know of