Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
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Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. Just as we were ready, his mom called to wish us a happy anniversary. She was so excited for us, she was going to stop by. After throwing out our unused and only spare condom, she called us again and said she was just kidding, and to enjoy ourselves. FML
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matt120784 0
How long before someone makes a wincest comment?
LifeOnBlast19 9
Now that's some STD fighting dedication! Your mom is just looking out for you dude
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Comments (191)
miZscrZee 0
LMAOO! yuck. I would never let my mom know how big my bf's dick is.
Tara_74656 7
why not? lol... be proud of him. unless he lacks reason to be proud?
Freeze_fml 17
You sound like a very respectable and classy lady.
j_cat187 20
Get revenge by leaving the used condom on the dining room table
alival 12
Ur mom is a pervy freak
hookemhrns 0
Let's get freaky
steffi1910 1
Am I the only one who thinks that it is disrespectful to have sex in your parent's house? With that said you deserve whatever your mum dishes out! Grow up, get married, and get your own house to have sex in.
The_Great_Zucchi 15
The 1910 in your nick is very appropriate :-)
steffi1910 1
May God bless you! I don't think I'm old fashioned, my parents just did a great job raising me with great christian morals that I will install in to my children as well. I can promise you my child will not be having sex in my house. If you think that this is ok all I can say to you is I'm sorry your parents didn't raise you better.
wendee915 2
you can promise it? I doubt you'll be home 24/7 & if they don't do it there, they'll do it somewhere else.
steffi1910 1
You must of missed the part where I said Christian morals meaning he will not be having sex before marriage. If you raise your children right you can be confident that they will make the proper choices in life.
ShatteredRubiks 16
Just because you're Christian doesn't mean your kids will be.
pigbilly 0
Dude **** YOU I don't care if you're a motherfucking christian! I have had sex in my fathers house all the time he doesnt care!!! And we are all christian! Wtf is you're dumb poor?!?!?!?
derrek87 6
That is awesome
KiddNYC1O 22
Like a boss.
jackeechan 10
Was he?
aimferd 4
At least shes was not mad about you two having sex...
jenesaispas2014 2
at least your mom didnt have a shit fit about yall haveing sex.