Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
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matt120784 0
How long before someone makes a wincest comment?
LifeOnBlast19 9
Now that's some STD fighting dedication! Your mom is just looking out for you dude
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Comments (191)
joee182 3
what a **** block! and thats weird to,did she join in afterwards?haha
subjectdelta2 0
Where is docbastard someone tell him to make a funny comment
Savra_fml 17
Your mum has some serious trust issues with you OP. Tell her for next time that you will cum and show her the used condom. On the other hand, it would have been more awkward if it was your dad who came up.
False_Stupidity 42
Im guessing the OP is a girl since she referenced a boyfriend, although it could be a gay relationship.. Anyhow it was the boyfriend that the OP's mum was making sure had a condom on.
loserman67 36
MAJOR MOOD KILL! Did she also want to know if it had a reservoir tip and was ribbed for your pleasure? Mum is either looking out for your health and well-being or she wanted to see the size of his junk to determine if it was worth going after. Watch out, your boyfriend and your father might be making an "Eiffel Tower" out of mum one day soon. No disrespect...
dreamering 16
Tell her that no condom is needed when you're doing it anal.
sierra142 19
Erm. STDs moron.
attatood 8
and why would that be???? OF COURSE you need one for anal too!
EaglesFan63 0
true statement
TipOfTheHat 10
Did she also check to make sure teeth were brushed and he cleaned behind the ears?
PixelNoob 11
Well, erm... at least your mom is looking out for your health? YDI for having sex while your mom was around, though, especially if you're still living in her house. That's just asking for trouble and is rather inconsiderate. Seems like people would eventually learn this from the large number of FMLs like this that come in every week...
DeadxManxWalking 27
Did he follow her orders?
little_monster21 0
omg thats hilarious!! did he show her??! lol sounds like someone needs to move out ;)
MommaFrog 8
That's awesome, I'm totally gonna do that to my daughter...
fthislyfe 22
Please don't
princessatlaw 0
I hope you don't actually have a daughter. I mean you could do that.. OR! Teach her respect for your home and to grow up and move out before she's old enough to feel equal to you.
MommaFrog 8
I really do have a daughter, she's 5 months old