Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, right before sex, with his dick out and the condom in one hand, the guy I was with answered a phone call from his mum. FML
Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. Just as we were ready, his mom called to wish us a happy anniversary. She was so excited for us, she was going to stop by. After throwing out our unused and only spare condom, she called us again and said she was just kidding, and to enjoy ourselves. FML
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matt120784 0
How long before someone makes a wincest comment?
LifeOnBlast19 9
Now that's some STD fighting dedication! Your mom is just looking out for you dude
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Comments (191)
YOUareALLretards 1
For you twats that can't comprehend what you read, the mom was the girlfriend's mom so anyone who says anything like "I'd freak if my mom wanted to see my dick" or anything similar is just an idiot that can't comprehend simple ******* stories.
maddie2015 0
That's crossed the line of awkward to uncomfortable...
dangousity 21
Stop freeloading
varkey 7
Why the hell can't you lock the door / do it in a room that has a lock / wait till everyone's gone before you do it if there are no locks in your house (which seems untrue)? Anyway, that was a really strange request of your mom, but I have no sympathy for people who are too lazy to lock the damn door before they bang. YDI
bsbuddy 0
Weirdest thing I ever heard, really now. I don't believe you.
snuffman90 0
Hell yeah make the mom take some too!
capnbzarr 43
"make" her? You do realize you're advocating rape, I hope.
pppooppp 5
Safety first.
vbmg152 19
WTF???
conholio33 28
Wow that sucks OP
charlotte100 2
That's highly inappropriate of your mother.