Today, my boyfriend and I were going to sext before going to sleep. It was very late, but I said I'd stay up for him. He sent a text asking me if I was ready. Me replying "yes" was the last thing I remember before I fell asleep on my horny boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was sleeping, I got naked and sat on top of him. He woke up and I asked him if he would rather stay awake or go back to sleep, in hopes that he would stay awake and want to do some naughty stuff with me. His response? To grab my butt, and then go back to sleep. FML
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We then decided to come home, planning an intimate moment. Once home, I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I'd fallen asleep right before we'd even started. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML
Today, while talking online with my boyfriend, the conversation turned sexual. He stopped responding but I continued with the conversation. Then I got a response, "This is his sister. He fell asleep and I need the computer. I'll tell him you said goodnight, but not that other stuff." FML
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clumsylobster 17
If it makes you feel better, he probably gave up and just watched ****
JMichael 26
It happens. If he cares for more than just the sex he'll understand.
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Comments (53)
alindori 2
What the hell is the point of sexting? I've never been the type of guy who was like "oh yeah, talk dirty to me through text.. I'm just THAT horny" No...send him some sexy nudes and let him wank off and go to bed.. You'll be asleep by the time he's done and you'll both be happy. The end
mcmSparks7 5
Who the hell cares?! How on earth is this an FML? You fell asleep, yeah wow your life really does suck. #notimpressed
doubleofuck 20
If at first you don't succeed try, try again.
madi113 18
This literally happens to me every night lol I feel you
AnarchyPancake 3
Haha, I do this all the time! Dont worry, if he's worth it he wont mind too much
bloodwraith96 16
don't worry, it happens to the best of us
oreo00 14
I once fell asleep while on the phone with my girlfriend
why_me2789 15
Don't stress. We understand if that happens! :)
baconofthepan 7
It happens lol