Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We then decided to come home, planning an intimate moment. Once home, I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I'd fallen asleep right before we'd even started. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were drinking wine naked after sex. He went to get another glass, but on the way back tripped and fell flat on his face. His roommate unexpectedly came home, saw him face-down on the floor, thought I'd drugged him and tackled me before I could explain. FML
Today, I finally decided to sleep with my boyfriend. It was my first time and I was really nervous so when he was being all romantic with candles and wine I went a bit overboard and drank too much. I passed out. I woke up a few hours later, still a virgin, and in a puddle of my own piss. FML
Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I reconciled after having a huge fight last week. We went out drinking, and things got pretty intense, so we went back to my place. We made it to the bedroom, but somewhere between her taking off my shirt and me taking off her pants, we both passed out. FML
Today, I got extremely wasted and decided to take a shower with my boyfriend. What seemed like a good and sexy idea turned into us falling and getting wedged in the bathtub. FML
Today, I got drunk at a party at our house. At the end, my husband passed out, so his best friend and I carried him to bed. His best friend is stupidly hot and I get horny when I'm drunk, so on a whim I made a pass at him. He shut me down and later told my husband. FML
Today, a girl I have been wanting for years told me she was drunk and needed me to take her home. On the way home she was very frisky and flirty, and I kept telling her to wait till we got to her place. When we finally arrived, she passed out on me and I was stuck there watching her sleep. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had gotten tipsy and found ourselves in the bedroom. We started to fool around and she leaned over to put her watch on the nightstand. I tried to undo her bra, which surprised her, because she elbowed me in the nose so hard that I ended up passing out from the pain. FML
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ojosRojos 28
That’s not that bad. I feel like this happens to a lot of people at some point. It’d be way worse if you puked on him
rotflqtms_ 21
Damn, that sucks. I've had times where my allergies were so bad I had to take a benadryl and literally fell asleep standing up Haha. Happens. I'm sure he'll understand and you can do it later. If you're tired, you're tired.
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Comments (8)
rotflqtms_ 21
Damn, that sucks. I've had times where my allergies were so bad I had to take a benadryl and literally fell asleep standing up Haha. Happens. I'm sure he'll understand and you can do it later. If you're tired, you're tired.
ojosRojos 28
That’s not that bad. I feel like this happens to a lot of people at some point. It’d be way worse if you puked on him
wyntonmon2012 2
Happens to me and I’m 25
J15237 25
Its okay. Just make it up to him next time. Things happen.
ahabsfan 17
Does that mean consent was revoked when you fell asleep or was he free to continue?
Inkoseh 33
Don't know if it's a joke or not but just in case... Unless there has been prior conversations pertaining to giving the go-ahead to do it while sleeping/unconscious (more-so agreed upon within a kink/marriage/long-term/other terms relationship) consent is gone if a party cannot reply with a right state-of-mind to continue or stop.
wyntonmon2012 2
Don’t be that guy.
fjvitt 14
He said you were good though...