Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room, he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me, I spread my legs to help out. He then looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. As I was about to give him head, I saw he had so much left over toilet paper stuck to his nuts. It kind of turned me off but I didn't want to say anything because he's one of the sweetest guys ever. After he nutted, he got up and there was toilet paper crumbs on his bed and ass. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the 69 position with me on top and as we changed positions, and I turned to face him, I saw toilet paper on his face that he didn't seem to notice and that I casually had to wipe off his face. FML
Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML
Today, after sex, my boyfriend turned to me and said, “I need to check something down there.” I asked what but he just smiled and showed me the piece of gum he was chewing. He took a look and left to get the scissors. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend doggy-style and noticed a piece of toilet paper had been "left behind". I had such a bad internal conflict about whether to tell her or to remove it myself, I went limp. She started crying and accused me of not being attracted to her anymore. FML
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the__usual 0
Saving it for later?
every1luvsboners 11
Better than seeing a tampon string.
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Comments (326)
GigaPudding_fml 24
Why do people vote this comment down? I got a déja vu as well!
cinderella10383 6
I will have to say you deserved it because there is always 1 rule I still to no oral on either side unless we shower together fun makes it a great way to get all clean and have fun at the same time that's just gross I would never go down on my hubby if he hasn't recently in the past few mins or so showered sweaty balls yucky
cinderella10383 6
Stick** not still and unless we shower together for fun and cleanliness
Llamacod 11
So you don't go down on him unless he showers in sweaty balls? That's gross. Or learn punctuation so you don't seem like a ******* idiot
dumboears 8
You fix the spelling mistake and ignore the punctuation? Smh.
MrsWojtowicz 16
Do you hate using periods? Reading that comment made my brain hurt.
cinderella10383 6
I love annoying the piss out of grammar nazi's and punctuation faggots K Thanks NEXT
princessmollysue 9
All you people shut the **** up ! This is not spell checker , it's ******* FML !
cinderella10383 6
Thank you princess Molly I finally have an FML friend who realizes that grammar and punctuation mean nothing on here
lex1459 38
Oh geez.
vctrmora 0
Nasty!
usrrbaneshay 0
At least you use some
rockinsexychick 5
My boyfriend found dat once and never let me live it down so I totally feel for ya
stoneywoney 3
Wipes, my dear friend, is the only suggestion I have
tennis_jens 5
Haha that sucks.
4rmMiami 4
I agree, what a turn off!!!!
joee182 3
when i read this all i could think was "ewww nasty" and laugh haha
gabrielbaby 9
I'm watching family guy, and totally heard cleveland say that.
xdianax143 0
That's gross!! Don't u wash urself after u go to the bathroom especially knowing that ur gonna get some ??? That's nasty Im hoping he didn't still go down
2dog 15
Why? Just why?