Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room, he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me, I spread my legs to help out. He then looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. As I was about to give him head, I saw he had so much left over toilet paper stuck to his nuts. It kind of turned me off but I didn't want to say anything because he's one of the sweetest guys ever. After he nutted, he got up and there was toilet paper crumbs on his bed and ass. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the 69 position with me on top and as we changed positions, and I turned to face him, I saw toilet paper on his face that he didn't seem to notice and that I casually had to wipe off his face. FML
Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML
Today, after sex, my boyfriend turned to me and said, “I need to check something down there.” I asked what but he just smiled and showed me the piece of gum he was chewing. He took a look and left to get the scissors. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend doggy-style and noticed a piece of toilet paper had been "left behind". I had such a bad internal conflict about whether to tell her or to remove it myself, I went limp. She started crying and accused me of not being attracted to her anymore. FML
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the__usual 0
Saving it for later?
every1luvsboners 11
Better than seeing a tampon string.
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Comments (326)
daboss85 4
That's hella nasty
Lights_Out_fml 6
Who else thought it wasn't going to say toilet paper?
xxSTITCHESxx 4
i thot it waz a tampon string at 1st
Jordan740 6
Damn I thought it was going to say there was lice in that bush
fangbanger_kitty 10
Oral with a bush?? O_o
Lights_Out_fml 6
Who else thought it wasn't going to say toilet paper?
graham11 14
Your previous comment obviously.
ninjuh_wingman 29
Did anyone else throw up a little inside?
DjeePee 25
This FML was meant to be written some day or another. I hope this will never happen to me though, it would be such an embarassing mood breaker.
Inciter 33
That's pretty embarrassing, but hopefully it didn't ruin the mood. Just tell him that you wanted to be extra clean for him or something like that.
abby1029 8
did he still go down on you?
iliketurdles 7
I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be on FML if he did.
abby1029 8
good poinnt :/
FozzyBear1234 4
Why would anybody still go down on that chick!
knaar_227 1
I would
MiniNyn 5
Or maybe she was just hella embarrassed, no matter how he handled the situation.
hookemhrns 0
I hope not!!
brock329 3
That shit is gross but not the end of the world shit happens when you party naked
FozzyBear1234 4
Yeah so true! But still
maninthebox11 8
Any normal guy would just remove it from the area.. And go back to business.. At least I would.
fourchancookie 0
Aren't you 12 though?^^^^
iliketurdles 7
He's 14, according to he's profile. Anyway, kids as young as 12 are having quite an active sex life. So yeah, don't be surprised o.O
miasaur 11
so what? it's just a bit of toilet paper no biggie. just laugh it off and excuse yourself to the bathroom to clean up a bit down there. I'm sure your bf would understand!
1seven1 0
Umm hygiene is kinda important in the sex game. /embarrassedforyouandgrossedout
GhostlyGhoulish 1
Whathappenedtoyourspacebarthereattheend?
mk58 31
I think this is a dumb attempt of one of those stupid hash tags they use on Twitter.
cinderella10383 6
They should've put down the # sign at the beginning so I could laugh a little more at them
immibis 5
Pretty sure hashtags use hashes.
graham11 14
22- #hashtagslooklikethisasshole
laurbear12 3
Hash tags are for fags :)
dumboears 8
Except in this case it's a slash tag! Ha ha ha.... I'll show myself out now.
Beatlemaniac1964 9
Happened to me... my boyfriend just flicked it off, said it didn't matter and continued though.
dumboears 8
So then you just had a piece of used TP on your bed?