Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room, he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me, I spread my legs to help out. He then looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. As I was about to give him head, I saw he had so much left over toilet paper stuck to his nuts. It kind of turned me off but I didn't want to say anything because he's one of the sweetest guys ever. After he nutted, he got up and there was toilet paper crumbs on his bed and ass. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the 69 position with me on top and as we changed positions, and I turned to face him, I saw toilet paper on his face that he didn't seem to notice and that I casually had to wipe off his face. FML
Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML
Today, after sex, my boyfriend turned to me and said, “I need to check something down there.” I asked what but he just smiled and showed me the piece of gum he was chewing. He took a look and left to get the scissors. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend doggy-style and noticed a piece of toilet paper had been "left behind". I had such a bad internal conflict about whether to tell her or to remove it myself, I went limp. She started crying and accused me of not being attracted to her anymore. FML
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the__usual 0
Saving it for later?
every1luvsboners 11
Better than seeing a tampon string.
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Comments (326)
Wheredidgrungego 12
In case of emergency, please use extra piece of toilet tissue. In case of discovery, prepare for vomit.
stevenJB 25
Always make sure what you tear out is what YOu come out with. Fyl that mustve been embarrassing!
hknight_13 3
Oh I hate that
PurpleChica9 0
Well all that i can say is to clean up next time.
Zmeilerr 22
I used to go down on my girlfriend , but then I took an arrow to the knee.
hales1919 3
Skyrim?
fgwrxfiend 11
no shit 101
deviable 9
I like going around and shooting guards in the knee. It's a hobby.
zstarr 11
I think you mean, "I used to go down on my girlfriend...but then Skyrim." XD
picturescrazy 24
First it was Call of Duty... now it's Skyrim... ugh!
lizzypooh36 18
my boyfriend definitly would've been turned off. I just hope for your sake that you two can look at this and laugh it off. just remember to make sure nothing is left behind for next time lol
umm_Talk 9
Gotta be resourceful with the recession and all.......
Mijn 2
And that's why I always double check before I leave the toilet.
redmnky21 8
use charmin ultra strong u wont have that issue unless ur a scrubber not a wiper
Llamacod 11
That reminds me if a time, long, long ago (but not in a galaxy far, far away) when I was going down on my girlfriend at the time and I found a cling-on. Ewww talk about a mood wrecker
Llamacod 11
We're not talking toilet paper here folks. :(
cinderella10383 6
Not sure what you are talking about then a cling on? Condom? Tampon? Pad?
Llamacod 11
Shit, dumbass, shit. Poop, poo, crap, feces, understand now?
obsydian_fml 3
Clingons on the starboard bow!
Isoldael 27
A friend read this comment to me. I envisioned it written as "i was going down on my girlfriend and I found a klingon"
sheethapins 13
This must be Captain Kirk's comment.
nightfire2258 24
This almost made me piss myself laughing
imcharp 5
Ooo icky yicky yaya
imcharp 5
Lmfao
cetlawizard 15
Wow, she must not have been told the proper way to wipe is:"front to back", since what you found was in fact a "dingle berry" stuck to her frontal area would suggest she wiped "back to front" (which causes many female infections down there) among other issues...sorry to hear that.