Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room, he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me, I spread my legs to help out. He then looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. As I was about to give him head, I saw he had so much left over toilet paper stuck to his nuts. It kind of turned me off but I didn't want to say anything because he's one of the sweetest guys ever. After he nutted, he got up and there was toilet paper crumbs on his bed and ass. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the 69 position with me on top and as we changed positions, and I turned to face him, I saw toilet paper on his face that he didn't seem to notice and that I casually had to wipe off his face. FML
Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML
Today, after sex, my boyfriend turned to me and said, “I need to check something down there.” I asked what but he just smiled and showed me the piece of gum he was chewing. He took a look and left to get the scissors. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend doggy-style and noticed a piece of toilet paper had been "left behind". I had such a bad internal conflict about whether to tell her or to remove it myself, I went limp. She started crying and accused me of not being attracted to her anymore. FML
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the__usual 0
Saving it for later?
every1luvsboners 11
Better than seeing a tampon string.
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starfish1898 0
Toilet paper lint doesn't mean you don't clean down there. Think about how many times you shower a day compared to the number of times you wipe your privates. It means you need to switch to a better brand. I had a similar incident where things were hot and heavy an he flipped me over to go doggy and the next thing I know he jumps up runs to the door cracking up cause I had a large piece of paper lint attached to my bottom. Needless to say we switched from his angel soft brand to my preferred one ply Scott
shrdlu 28
That could be the inspiration for an advertising campaign there.
520kzk 2
A well written argument. It had the problem, an example, and your solution. I think reading this just made it ok that I am on FML rather than doing my homework. lol
miZscrZee 0
FREAKEN DISGUSTING. ****PUKE***** clean that shiish.
MyPetNinja 14
Dude. Every single comment I've ever read by you is how OP isn't perfect and you are. Get over the fact that not everyone is as perfect as you think you are.
BubbleGrunge84 7
Some of you are severely immature...shit (or tp in the case) happens! Just because she had toilet paper in her vajayjay doesn't make her dirty or whatever....least she wipes!!!!!
princessmollysue 9
You must don't clean your slef like op ?
Katastrophe101 8
And you "must don't" know how to ******* speak English.
BubbleGrunge84 7
princessmollysue 9
Shut the **** up this is not ******* spell check . This is FML last time I checked !
princessmollysue 9
dumb ass people ! Gosh I hate people like you ! Get over it !
Katastrophe101 8
And the majority of FML-ers hate people like you. I understand people make mistakes sometimes, but saying stupid shit like "must don't", this isn't ******* rocket science. Use one god damn brain cell.
Primatebuddy 2
It happens. Continue.
jtsyanks 2
i dont see why its a big deal. he knows why its down there and what comes out of there and he was still ready to go down on you anyway, ive had it happen to me before with my gf and i just took it and threw it away and went back to work.
FernAdele 9
Good point!
dpulley 0
Hell when I am in the mood to eat...as long as theirs no hair in my food, Im eatting!! A lil peice of tp isnt stopping shit baby! "Diamond D"
AhhBrenid 8
Nice...
sodapopper 6
I remember finding a globby blob of jello looking junk mixed with pubes and long hair from her head inside my girlfriends snatch once. I was so grossed out I couldn't mention it.. I was speechless
JinxosGirl87 0
If she shaved her junk she wouldn't get the globs in it. Also showering before hand would help.
dpulley 0
ewww
EpicSquishii 21
nom nom XD tiny snowballs :) Don't wipe so vigarously next time.
Spr0cket 5
Should have used Charmin... The little bears know what's up.
RaideRxJaaaSH 6
That happens to my gf a lot. Its kinda awkward for me to find it. But oh well. I never let her know about it. Its better than when she farted in my face, jumped, and acted like her leg was falling when i was going down on her...