Today, the company I work for decided to "go green" and stopped using the air conditioner to cool down the office. It is currently 81 degrees at my desk. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Working conditions
Today, I'm sitting in a disgustingly hot office with all the windows thrown open. There is no fan, and the owner won't let us use the air conditioner. The smell of mold permeates the room from the ceiling, giving me headaches by the end of the day. The owner refuses to get someone in to clean it. I can't quit. FML
Alexa, play "Heat Wave" by Martha and the Vandellas
Today, I checked my local weather forecast. The highs are supposed to be 85-94°F (29-35°C) for 9 of the next 10 days. It's been 95-102°F (35-39°C) for the past week. I have no air conditioning. I'm so tired of this heat! Fuck climate change! FML
Southern states be like
Today, as I have my entire life, I live in the south. However, our AC decided to break and now it's 91 degrees inside the house, even with fans on and the windows open. FML
Hope that's in Fahrenheit
Today, for the first time in at least two years, the temperature exceeded 100 degrees in my area. Except this time, it nearly hit 110. Even with my fan and air conditioner on the highest setting, my room was still burning hot. It's currently 11pm and the temperature has gone down… to 81 degrees. FML
Today, I've been freezing in my office for days at work. When I finally complained about it to a coworker, she led me into my office, said, "Let me show you something," then pointed out the thermostat I'd never noticed was even there and turned it up with a pitying look. FML
Working conditions
Today, it's raining at my work. Not outside, inside, because our building's boiler broke and all the pipes are dripping with condensation. I have to sit at my desk under an umbrella to protect my laptop and desk phone. The HVAC company said, "Don't worry, this is normal." FML
Today, my AC stopped working. It's currently 3:08AM and I have 2 fans running, a cold washcloth on my neck, and a window open. It's still hot as hell. Thanks, Florida. FML
Controlling
Today, I accidentally hit "Reply All" on an email complaining about the office thermostat being too cold. My boss replied, "It’s cold because I control it." FML
Today, my skinny co-worker complained that sitting just underneath the AC vent was making her too cold. My boss had us switch places, because "your mass keeps you warm anyway". FML
So hot
Today, the AC broke in the kitchen of the restaurant I work at. Temperatures reached over 100 degrees and one of my coworkers nearly passed out. Our boss accused us of being "dramatic" and only let us step out after I collapsed. I need this job too badly to quit. FML
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kingtz 6
Green...the color of money...
AustrianChaos 3
You Americans and your weird temperature scales....
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kingtz 6
Green...the color of money...
giantsfan2010 23
Exactly, they just wanted to save money on air conditioning.
EvilPotato 15
19 no shit Sherlock
xdust 4
you are correct, corporations are ass holes.
TheWhiteDemon 0
yeah cuz theyre no making enough money because their workers are on FML during office hours
trimmerr 1
kingtz , isn't that what Dwight says (from the office) when he was making the office building go green?
AustrianChaos 3
You Americans and your weird temperature scales....
mz_booty 0
I second that!! thank god we live in aus!!
bowmoq 4
Agreed! They use alcohol as a reference, while in Europe (and most of the World) we use water. I think that explains a lot...xD
mz_booty 0
** I live
catatonicsleep 17
i thought fahrenheit was based on the boiling point of mercury...
leeshxx 3
agreed ms booty!
DocBastard 40
Catatonic, the boiling point if mercury is 674 degrees Fahrenheit. Nice try, though.
allmidnighteyes 11
We Americans are somehow too stupid to adopt a system of measurement based on increments of 10... ******* sigh.
kinga08 0
We Americans just like to complicate things, too. I love all my science courses for the metric system...it makes things so much easier.
warpig182 0
Tempature and distance are the only things that are better than metric.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
"They use alcohol as a reference" Huh? What does alcohol have to do with anything?
lakeybalboa 0
and they spell shit weird too
meade34 2
yeah I'm not sure why we never went metric. it's a true pain in the ass when half the bolts and nuts on my truck are metric and the other half are standard.
billywhhaatt 5
guys, they use the freezing point of salt water for 0 degrees Fahrenheit. it was considered at the time, that this was the lowest possible temperature.
zyxwvutsrqponmlk_fml 0
Yeah, Americans are ******* retarded I swear to god, just flip on Fox News and realize people WATCH that shit voluntarily!
nond2nv 4
Buy a fan?
chester75 5
even if the OP did buy a fan it'll still be too hot. personally I can't stand the fan when it's hot out, it just blows around hot air.
beatrucelynn 0
some companies don't allow fans at your desk. I worked for a large and rather infamous insurance company and they made me get rid of my fan bc it's a fire hazard :( OP you should definitely report them for unfit working conditions
t765234 10
62- Unfit working conditions? It's ******* 80 degrees, thats nothing, try going to almost any southern state where it's 95+ all the ******* time.
beatrucelynn 0
I am not saying "unfit" because it's 80 degrees but I am saying it because the OP should get this handled before the summer because most offices do not have windows that open for safety reasons, so when it reaches the high 90's outside his office WILL BE unfit... it will be like a pressure cooker
beatrucelynn 0
not only that but when the AC is cut off, most of the vents go off as well. When you have more than 5 employees in a closed off area with no ventilation bacteria and viral germs will spread and the said office will become a petri dish of nasty illnesses, gross
Autoshot 9
Open some windows, crybaby.
jewjewB 0
maybe one of those small mini fans would do you some good right now...
MetallicA7X86 0
You big crybaby. When I was in the middle east it was 130 degrees with the sun beating down on me wearing 40 pounds of gear. You're upset because your office is 80 degrees? SMDH
fuwop 0
while I must agree with you on that they have no room to complain, I will add that we who haven't been in your situation are not used to extreme heat while covered in long sleeves, pants and gear on our backs. thank you for serving our country! :)
Sirin_fml 47
When I was still reigning over Hell, it was about a million degrees, day in and day out. And that was in CELSIUS. But you know, I had acclimated to it, so it wasn't too bad. It sort of killed new arrivals all over again, though, but it's relative like that; not everyone has the same degree of heat tolerance.
chester75 5
I agree with sirin. i love the freezing cold and can stand temperatures in the negatives,but I can't tolerate the heat.
beatrucelynn 0
thank you sirin, because I cannot stand heat and people always say I'm a baby about it. I really believe evolution has a lot to do with our internal thermostats and since my genetics come from places far from the equator I cannot stand being hot.
heyred 11
With zero relative humidity, though!
zyxwvutsrqponmlk_fml 0
Oh sirin, how would anybody ever live without your sarcasm and open indifference to just about everything?
Aadavis94 25
I'm the same way. The cold doesn't bother me but the heat kills me.
fuwop 0
that sucks! do you have any windows near? I suggest opening some. tell the head of the company not to go green. we will all die anyway. no need to cause us to suffer before it happens.
stolencookie 17
Going green is not about the people, its about the environment...
YankeesUniverse 0
Damn hippies!
ilovepoppa 0
Wow that sucks! Get a fan or open a window?
junoemilymae 6
maybe now that hot secretary will show up in a bikini? :P
hosson 0
u ******* pussy. 80 degrees go cry about it. where I am it's over 100 and do u hear me complaining at all? no, so stfu.