Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, I went shooting with my dad and he brought his grandfather's rifle with him. I’ve never shot it before and he told me to be careful with it. The bullet exploded, ruptured the barrel, cut my face, and made me deaf in one ear. Dad still blamed me for “not shooting it properly.” FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML
Today, while walking downstairs to go to work, I turned the corner and my boyfriend pulled a gun on me. Apparently, he forgot I was there. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went paintballing. I made sure we were on the same team, so I could protect her and be manly. The first time she got shot was by me, I shot her finger. It broke. FML
Today, my fiancé and I were discussing whether we should have a gun in the house or not. He argued that I’m too clumsy to have one. Offended, I turned around to storm off. I hit my forehead on the cabinet I'd left open and immediately started gushing blood. Point proved. FML
Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML
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xGabri3L 3
Pow, right in the kisser!
Zomg_Okay 27
He hasn't the slightest ******* clue about real firearms, he clearly DOES play Call of Duty...
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Comments (352)
CitrusGirl 0
Maybe you should have taught him to not put his finger on the trigger until he's ready to shoot.
stevenmx86 8
Lol it's funny because all of the negative ratings on my other comment are just butthurt girlie men
tona01 16
Well FML for the broken nose and the dumb boyfriend but YDI simply because I don't believe in guns
Epilepsy_fml 0
You don't Believe in guns. Uhhhh cool. I don't see how you cannot believe in a physical object that you have seen probably multiple times in your life but, all power to yah bro.
ScuseMePrincess 2
Will you say that you don't believe in guns to a mugger holding one in your face? Or how about to the police officer or armed citizen who saves you with one?
OCDC 9
Wow. Obviously 38 believes that guns exist. What they meant was that they don't believe in owning/using guns.
Epilepsy_fml 0
Well OCDC if you want to play the "OBVIOUSLY" game I was obviously joking...
PurpleMyth 28
Trust me, they're real. I had a few flying over my house the other day
My_Sweet_Shadow 4
Always have the safety on, until ready to fire? I guess someone needs to teach you before you teach him...
runninbrotha 0
never trust the safety... maybe they had it on but the safety sucked .. its happend to me before
stevenmx86 8
Yeah 22, because an inexperienced shooter has NEVER accidentally shot someone. That never happens... Dumb ****...
geusbjqj 2
at least it was pointing the right way
Alex223344 0
Fail
itsjustbanter 0
Next time... Go to a 'how to knit' class. A little fewer injuries involved yeah?
hawkeye12221 0
until someone gets stabbed "accidentally" with the knitting needles. *grumbles about psycho ex*
gowan50 4
should have used the safety.
SpectSelf 0
accidentally pulling the trigger is hard to do, unless your a moron.