Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, I went shooting with my dad and he brought his grandfather's rifle with him. I’ve never shot it before and he told me to be careful with it. The bullet exploded, ruptured the barrel, cut my face, and made me deaf in one ear. Dad still blamed me for “not shooting it properly.” FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML
Today, while walking downstairs to go to work, I turned the corner and my boyfriend pulled a gun on me. Apparently, he forgot I was there. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went paintballing. I made sure we were on the same team, so I could protect her and be manly. The first time she got shot was by me, I shot her finger. It broke. FML
Today, my fiancé and I were discussing whether we should have a gun in the house or not. He argued that I’m too clumsy to have one. Offended, I turned around to storm off. I hit my forehead on the cabinet I'd left open and immediately started gushing blood. Point proved. FML
Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML
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xGabri3L 3
Pow, right in the kisser!
Zomg_Okay 27
He hasn't the slightest ******* clue about real firearms, he clearly DOES play Call of Duty...
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Comments (352)
kut19 6
it sounds like you wear the pants in that relationship.
Mrrevorp 0
ehh he couuuuuldve shot you buut he didn't and you're still alive.
ugliness 6
maybe you two should find a safer hobby...
ChuckNorris141 0
that was a one in a million thing I doubt it will ever happen agin, there really isn't alot that's not safe about it
HannahMarshall 6
I thought you were going to say that he shot you or something
ugliness 6
someone who is less likely to shoot someone?
ChuckNorris141 0
thank you, not alot of people think like like that but it's true
ChuckNorris141 0
oh that's to 18 cause 22 that's not really true at all
ugliness 6
my comment ended up on the wrong one :/ I think the comment glitches are getting worse
MineRunnerZJ 0
You really should be educated yourself before trying to teach others. Especially when the subject is deadly...
stevenmx86 8
What is a man if he can't fire a gun? Also, ydi for not having the safety on...
Epilepsy_fml 0
I agree. She obviously needs to learn how to handle a rifle if the safety isn't on.
salvorican 24
I like ur cat...
AnagenisisZagus 13
Epilepsy, not many people expect some raging idiot to come about pulling the trigger of a loaded gun when someone else is holding it.
ScuseMePrincess 2
It's a rifle. It might have not had a safety.
heatherbaby91 3
asshole
captainsuperdawg 0
and if you're not gonna have the safety on, at least leave it unloaded, moron
Mrrevorp 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
ydi for emasculating that man
CitrusGirl 0
Are you saying that she "emasculated" him by teaching him how to shoot a gun? Because if so, you need to wake up and join the 21st century. I know many women that enjoy hunting, and there's not anything wrong with that. If that is not what you meant, please clarify.
XmyviolentheartX 13
I'm pretty sure he did that all by himself.
stormlvr 0
It's not her fault he doesn't know how to shoot
ph33rles 5
Did your demonstrations of how to properly hold a rifle include keeping the safety on until you're ready to shoot? Or not having your finger on the trigger until you're ready to shoot?
morgan020 0
or leaving it unloaded until your ready to shoot. we don't even take my sons BB gun anywhere til we unload the BB's from it.
jadenstigman 0
I don't get why you would even have the gun loaded until he's confident with how to hold it.
softball1432 0
if you had to show your boyfriend how to do that then there's a problem there..
robotiick 12
ow
1123nic 0
seems like you're shot outta luck