Today, I had just a few dominoes left to complete the whole project that I've been working on for about three weeks. I pressed record on my video camera, flicked the first domino, and watched with pride. When it finished, I realized I hadn't actually pressed record. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my entire family sat down in the living room to watch the video I recorded of my sister's graduation from college. I never pressed record. FML
Today, I was at a wedding. After videotaping the ceremony for a few minutes, my memory was full. I went to delete another video. I accidentally played the loudest video I had. No one was looking at the bride or groom anymore. FML
Today, I went to a local take-away and ordered a pizza. I watched the worker get my pizza out the oven, then wipe the pizza cutter on the trash bin to get rid of the last pizza's toppings, and then cut my pizza. FML
Today, I made a couple of videos of me playing guitar and singing some of my favorite songs. I got back from school to find my family huddled around the camcorder, laughing, imitating, and making jokes about the video. FML
Today, at a concert, I tried to film my favorite song for Instagram. I sang along dramatically, screamed the chorus, and danced like no one was watching. When I rewatched the video later, I realized I had my phone camera flipped, recording my sweaty, overexcited face the entire time. FML
Today, I set up my phone to take a time-lapse video of the sunset. When I checked the footage later, all I saw was me running back and forth because I’d forgotten my keys and wallet multiple times. FML
Today, I interviewed three elderly residents at a nursing home, hoping to use the transcript for a very important paper due next week. It went great, so I wrapped up and drove home. I sat down to start typing, and realized that my recording had stopped ten minutes in. FML
Today, I was trying out a new pizza recipe that I saw online. I made the dough, spread the sauce, and added my toppings. As I was about to put it in the oven, I realized I'd forgotten to preheat it. No big deal, or so I thought. I then knocked the entire fucking uncooked pizza face-first onto the kitchen floor. The dog ate better than I did tonight. FML
Today, I was recorded a video for my friend on her wall, I forgot to click "stop recording" and got undressed for a shower. When I got out of the shower I noticed I hadn't posted it. A few minutes later I started getting a lot of notifications. Everyone was commenting on my nude video. FML
Today, after buying 3 new alarm clocks, I finally decided to video tape myself all night to figure out if my alarm clock was broken or if I was oversleeping. Turns out I wake up around 4am each day and turn them off without remembering. FML
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Top comments
Armin_fml 0
but you'll probably never forget it :)
AdamGD 0
That would be SO awesome to see! I have always wanted to do something like that, but i have shaky hands and attention defficent disorder. So i wouldn't last a day. You are my hero dude! Try again! Don't let this stop you! You have serious commitment, patience, and perseverance. I wish i was more like you
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Comments (160)
soccerkrzy 0
whoops!
shivam1212 0
I'm cruing
Armin_fml 0
but you'll probably never forget it :)
thunderbrave 0
lolfail
BaldOuting 0
Nice going
itsbrina 0
FAIL
pwnstar_qc 0
FAILURE!
Brandy_RazorSpan 0
Why play with dominoes in the first place?
eatthefuckingtoa 0
Exactlyy. No life much?
NarwhalLove 0
y not play with dominos?!
GrooveSponge 0
Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is the answer to all questions.
Lon3Wolf64 4
YOURE NEVER TOO OLD FOR DOMINOES
nicky1847 4
Because they are fun??? Duh now stop being insulting suck it up and stop making fun of him when you should really see what's going on in YOUR life
fyl4sure 0
Haha you deserved that! Sorry but dont all video cameras make a noise when u record? Lol sorry about that!
genius_man16 1
Why would anyone spend 3 WEEKS making a dominoes puzzle thing? Recorded or not, that's just a complete waste of time. YDI
redbluegreen 41
Three weeks is a freaking long time for just one dominoes project. It would be complex, yes, but unless you're going for a world record or something, it seems kind of wasted. At least you got to finish it and watch it yourself. Who really wants to see a tape of you knocking over dominoes anyway?