Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in our relationship and it was great. He drove me back to my house and walked me to the door, then instead of kissing me goodbye he patted me on the back. Twice. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for a second time. When I was getting dressed afterwards with him sitting next to me, there was a silence. To break it, he grabbed my hand and fistbumped me. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I started stroking the back of his neck with both of my hands. He told me, "Your hands are nice and smooth like my grandmother's." FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, I walked to my boyfriend's house, which takes literally 2 minutes since we are also neighbours. He wanted sex straight away. The walk took longer than the sex, by over a full minute. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
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jSOPURE 3
You had bad breath? ;)
render 0
Wow lmao, that must feel terrible. (Hey, I remember I checked "Yes" to this FML while moderating!)
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Comments (115)
cyndyv 0
thats pretty crazy..i wouldve been pissed
debonair 0
Aww. :) Sorry about that.
lpaul49 0
One pat on the back = he still loves you. Two pats on the back = he's cheating on you obv. jk This couldn't be less of a big deal...
hoch449 0
ahahahahaahahahaha well atleast he didn't just give you props at the end of the night
NuocMam 0
Agreed with #8! But if that was the case, he would at least give you a hug? Idk, maybe he's new at this thing
lovemelucky 0
I hate pats on the back... they can be taken in so many different ways. Hope things work out for you!
mylifenotyours 0
Being a guy myself, I know that a lot of guys feel a lot more in some if the smaller things. Or... maybe that's just me. I seem to find a lot of meaning in small things. I bet you two are already back in the swing ;)
AcrossTheUnivers_fml_fml 0
haha Ive been through worse. I lost my virginity on new years, with my best friend who i was like "in love with" ( I was young and immature) I was at his friends place.. afterwards he patted me on the back..and told me to find my own ride home. I didnt know where i was.
RandalLee 0
Wow, I'm so sorry. That truly sucks. I've never gone as far as the pat on the back.
playful2088 0
that's why you don't give boys bjs unless you don't wanna get kissed until next you rinse your mouth out with listerine.