Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex. Foreplay was amazing, but as soon as he started to get it in, he lost his erection because he was too nervous. He's a 30-year-old virgin and this has happened at least 10 times. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
Today, after waiting to losing our virginity together, we finally did it, only for my boyfriend to claim he doesn't understand how people enjoy sex, since he found the waiting stressful, the sex awkward and undignified, the orgasm unimpressive and so sticky, he was desperate for a shower afterwards. FML
Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said, "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML
Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
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Miss_Michaela 10
'Please insert Appendage P into Hole V'.
suitgirl5 5
If you don't know how to have sex or have an understanding of how it works at all you are too young to be doing it.
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Comments (437)
jonathanje2 0
If your age is on the clock you're to young for the ****
barrett52 0
Happened to me but I didn't give up!!!! Hang in there!
mitchf32 0
Your both retarded as **** then. Grow up. How old are you 7?? When I was 7 I didnt even know what making out was. You bastards
mrsbieber1994 1
It's so simple! 1. She opens her legs 2. Make sure she is wet. 3. Make sure u r hard. 4. Slowly insert penis into right hole. Maybe u guys were having a hard time because it wasn't going in right away. U gotta go slow and take baby steps. It's not gonna slip right in! But yeah if u r that stupid u r too young
xgetxbentx 13
...ydi, seriously, it's not that complicated, if you guys couldn't figure it out then you are far from being ready for sex. You guys both need to go home and have "the talk" with your parents and probably check out planned parenthood to try and find a sex ed class.
friisen_ 0
Everyone knows how. It's called instinct.
SoultheWolf 19
I don't mean to be rude here, but it is not hard to figure out how to have sex... If you couldn't, then I honostly don't think you are ready to be having it. You two sound like you are 10!
mcmillan0520 1
Sex isn't something you work out just like that... It took me and my girlfriend a good month to work it out so we both enjoy it. Don't give up! :)
tbenson0628 14
awe.. i kind of feel bad for u but thats hilarious! you should just watch a porno or something lol
chowderchimp 2
I'll show you ^^ :-)