Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex. Foreplay was amazing, but as soon as he started to get it in, he lost his erection because he was too nervous. He's a 30-year-old virgin and this has happened at least 10 times. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
Today, after waiting to losing our virginity together, we finally did it, only for my boyfriend to claim he doesn't understand how people enjoy sex, since he found the waiting stressful, the sex awkward and undignified, the orgasm unimpressive and so sticky, he was desperate for a shower afterwards. FML
Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said, "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML
Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
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Top comments
Miss_Michaela 10
'Please insert Appendage P into Hole V'.
suitgirl5 5
If you don't know how to have sex or have an understanding of how it works at all you are too young to be doing it.
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Comments (437)
LuneeTune 15
Ignore all these idiots, it can be difficult the first time to work out the mechanics - even if you ARE old enough, and even if you DO know how it's supposed to work. I know I had trouble the first time (I was 19 and I knew how sex worked and had watched ****, I wasn't stupid), and even now there are some positions that are just impossible for me and my husband to work out. The important part is to try again another day, try different positions, and it'll work in the end :) Good luck <3
RedPillSucks 33
Wrong hole???
Danj1966 3
And after the wait is all over and you have done the deed. The wait will have been well worth it. Enjoy the first time. Cause there is only one first time. And you will remember it for the rest of your life .
scuttlebuttz 1
Google is your friend, or Siri if you have an iPhone. Don't worry, she won't judge you
Kristoffer 35
Try again when you turn 10.
athlete1990 4
If you couldn't figure it out you shouldn't breed.
hamusta 13
Isn't that something you should now if you're over 10 ears old?
hamusta 13
Years*
annigotammo 1
That's the saddest thing I've ever heard
wittykitty14 7
I must say, if you can't figure it out, then you're not ready for it
loganmarquez 3
Someone's never been to sex ed...