Today, I took my date home for sex after quite a long dry spell. As he took off his shoes, I was hit right in the nose by the most disgusting foot odour I've ever encountered. It was so bad I forgot all about sex and threw him out. That was 3 hours ago and I can still smell it on the carpet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was finally time for both of us to have sex with each other. He kept his shoes on the whole time because he thought he had smelly feet. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex, but every time he thrust into me, he farted. Loud, smelly, wet farts. After a minute, I shoved him off and demanded he take a dump. After a full five minutes of loud diarrhea, he came back to bed, his ass stinking of sewage. My pussy dried up so fast… FML
Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML
Today, after going on a date with my girlfriend, we ended up having sex at her flat. When she took off her panties, I took a glance and saw poop stains on them. It turned me off. FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML
Today, I'd taken this girl I'd recently met through Facebook dating to my family cabin. Apparently, her hygiene wasn't that great, because she didn't shower all weekend. The entire 4-hour ride back to her house was miserable, as every time she opened up her legs it smelled like a dead rat. I'm still mortified. FML
Today, I took off my socks after I got home from the gym. Later, I found my fiance sniffing them, with an enormous boner in his pants. Ew. Ewwww. FML
Today, I was having hot sex with my boyfriend. Then, I felt a puff of air hit my face and a rancid smell. My dog had farted in my face. FML
Today, our third date went so well, we went straight back to her place, tearing each others clothes off. It was only afterwards I noticed what a shithole her house was. Clothes and mess everywhere, broken furniture, overflowing cat litter boxes. I could even smell her unwashed bedsheets on my skin. FML
Today, my wife and I were getting intimate with for the first time in a while, as I haven't been home, when the foul stench of our dog's fart made us gag. Mood ruined. FML
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awkward_loser69 21
I guess you can say you two started off on the wrong foot 😃 I’ll show myself out....
BurnInDemonFire 39
Fire is the only answer. You have to burn it all.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Fire is the only answer. You have to burn it all.
BurnInDemonFire 39
If the smell is so bad it's still around after three hours, the only acceptable place to move to is Venus.
PenguinPal3017 19
Now that's what I call a sticky situation!
awkward_loser69 21
I guess you can say you two started off on the wrong foot 😃 I’ll show myself out....
FunnyTechGuy 2
ROFLMAO!!!
sourgirl101 29
If his feet were that bad that you can still smell them 3 hours later, I’m sure his booty hole was just as smelly. Soap and water are everyone’s friend. Especially during dry spells.
RichardPencil 32
Your dry spell mustn’t be too long. If you were really horny, you would have found a way to power on past the smelly feet. Of course, who knows what his dick smelled like! That could’ve driven you to celibacy.
Peaches1914 13
Fungus? Diabetes? Or gangrene? Also may suffer from a lack of smell which is a medical condition May be suggesting a Doctor visit might be merciful