Today, my boyfriend actually held onto my love handles while we were having sex. He said they "made it easier." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend gently pointed out that when we hug, it's our stomachs that touch first. FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he started humping my leg and said, "I'm gonna hump the fatness out of you and make you beautiful." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML
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0RedPenguin0 8
They're handles... For when you're making love. I think he used them properly
sasoriakasuna 7
Yup they are called like that for a reason
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Comments (49)
supimnyancat 9
Hold onto his balls really hard and tell him the same thing.
ittsdann 6
Yes because hurting your boyfriend physically for loving every inch of you without complaint is the logical choice...idiot.
Batmark 10
That would get my Boyfriend kicked out of bed if he did that to me.
KeannaLove 32
Why? It means he's comfortable with you. There's nothing wrong with love handles.
rayray73 2
My minds telling me no... But my body... My body is telling me yeeeessss!
spacemanspiff78 7
Isn't that what they're there for?
anniekins 6
How does this indicate your life is ******? I'm pretty sure that's normal
kikimonole 13
That's why they're called love handles! It lets him HOLD onto you when you're making LOVE!
Enslaved 38
Well, Chunkymonkey, even skinny chics have those. And they are called love handles for a reason.(:
janeska1231 1
Omg. I hate that too. Time for some more workout.
randyclark1997 4
so he is still doing u so u must still look FINE.
christopherryan 0
Think of all the other things that he coulda held on to that woulda been worse. Like your ears, hair, cheeks, eyelids,nipples etc. Well you get the point