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Today, I learned when you're babysitting a 5 year old, and you hear the toilet flush and then the words "uh oh", it's already too late. FML

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This would've been a way better FML if we actually KNEW what you had lost...?

She lost her virginity.

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Thats happens a lot apparently

This is an ambiguous and mysterious FML. YDI for being stupid enough to not tell us what's going on.

baby_love 0

seriously, huh?

Agreed. With as much info as we have its impossible to say if its even a bad thing. 5 year old judgement is not the best.

I bet the only reason this was moderated was so people could find out what happened.

pwnrzero 0

you can tell the OP's life is effed by looking at hteir name: "pooperscooper"

the OP's name is "pooperscooper", what do you think happened? come on guys.

teebreaker101 1

**** you

It's an indoor swimming pool!! :D

Kenton1008 21

It's an indoor swimming pool...full of crap.

AAAAHHHH12 2

What did you lose? Cell phone? Or..?

She's saying that the kid clogged the toilet and it overflowed.

She lost her virginity.

#52 just made this fml.

thtnerdykid 0

#52 FTW

Toilet fcker!

you are my hero.

With love, #52.

#52 is a reply of #3. it took me a while to find it :)

what happened?

When I first skim - read this FML, I thought the 5 year old flushed him/herself down the toilet..... :

This would've been a way better FML if we actually KNEW what you had lost...?

Her mind (:

See #52 to find out what she lost

...where's the punch line?

LightningLadyy 0

Where's the funny?

what happened?

Worst FML ever. I'm putting YDI just because it sucks.

LOLWUT? what happened?

I take it you have to buy a new phone now?